King Anakin's Throne Room (BEWARE!)

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What would you like to drink, milord/milady?

  1. Wine

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  2. Mead

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  3. Beer

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  4. Spirits

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  5. Coffee in a goblet, damn it!

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  6. Tea

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  7. Kakashi's Tears

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  1. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    @Kelmourne is clearly an enemy of the crown. Only one way to deal with him!

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  2. Tamago

    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    *pours herself some wine*
    *mumbles something about the deceitful dragon*
    *draws out sword*
    *mumbles some more*
    *drinks the wine*
     
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  3. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    Hold your sword ready for enemies of the crown. Make sure it’s a singlehanded sword, so you can still eat your popcorn and drink your wine..;)
     
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    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    I will not sit idly as my reputation is slandered. I thought Kings were supposed to throw GOOD parties. Hah! This party is awful, even the outside liquor is garbage!
     
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    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    What does a deceitful dragon like yourself know anything about alcohol? And should we derive from your assumption that a throne room's quality is sorely based on the quality of the liquor? Though the quality of our beverages is extremely fine, sire, I must say that company is much more important! But what would a dragon like yourself know anything about that?! :eek: You are here to incite hatred and jealousy in our midst! WHAT REPUTATION?!
     
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  6. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    @Kelmourne - our king did a full on Travolta Saturday Night Fever dance for us all. If that's not one hell of a party, I don't know what is. He even did some fishing, pole dancing. What are you expecting from our king? Magic tricks? We have I.R.Shogun for that. He's the palace wizard, sorry sorry, 'Sorcerer Supreme'. He'll get you sorted on the bunnies appearing out of hats trick. You'll be wowed and then some. And as for the outside liquor, well don't bring shitty liquor next time, mate! Actually the best is Kakashi's Tears. Gets you hammered because it's so full of all the hopes and dreams he wished for his own kingdom. Drink it up and enjoy yourself!
     
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  7. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    The truth is revealed by two of the wisest women on TFF. I applaud you ladies and thank you with all my heart to defend your awesome humble king!:cool:
    We’ll have the greatest parties in our court and we’ll stand up to the subjects of the king of spam. They’re in the minority anyway so their defeat is imminent. Again you have my gratitude!
     
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    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    *nods nods nods*
    *drinks wine*
    So lucky to have you as our king, Your Majesty! :cool:
     
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    Anakin King of TFF

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    I’m the one who’s lucky, my lady.
     
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    Pyrofyre From the ashes, I rise

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    *peeps in*
     
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    Welcome Pyrofyre!
     
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  12. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    Welcome to our court, my lady! ( almost wrote ‘lad’ there) :D

    If you truly wish to join just pick a fine title.
     
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    Anakin King of TFF

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    I just wanted to address this...

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    You’re thirteen years too late, my lady! :p
     
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  14. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    A magnificent crown for a magnificent King! :D
     
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  15. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    Apparently typing in 'King Obi-Wan' into Google was a wise decision! This is my new look as King in the North.... and.... King Anakin's Wench :confused:

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    Yes yes I'm in! I will be Master of Beasts! Or Mistress of Beasts! ... no better Master of Beasts... I don't want to be sexist but I think Mistress holds too much inuendo :D

    I'm so busy these days I visited TFF now and then but I had no time to engage in your awesome convooos :(

    Now I'm in the airoplane flying to Londoon :eek: talk to you soon with a british accent! :D (although my english accent is actually pretty bad since Im very greek... my fake british accent is pretty aweful...)
     
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    Travel well bubuka!!!!! Can’t wait for the stories! Also, you should hear my british accent, as fake as it could get! Maybe I’ll record myself:eek:! That would be funny.

    Master of Beasts sounds awesome! You should change your title :D:eek:
     
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    Sevi Master of Beasts

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    Thank you my beloved puiu! I will change it! :D Yesss it sounds awesome! Hehee
     
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    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    I should have also said travel safe. I forgot, but I'm saying it now! :D I've never been on a plane before. I've only travelled by car, bus, train, etc. :confused:
     
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    Safe travels, Master of Beasts! Hope you have a nice time in London!
    I haven’t been there in ages and there’s a few things I didn’t get to visit like the parliament building and the tower bridge. I actually hope to visit Greec and I’m looking forward to visit Ancient Greece in the new Assassin’s Creed game so I can get a drink with Socrates. I’ve got a Greek friend, who I think you know, namely Foinikas. I showed him the footage of the game and he was all excited. Anyway I hope you have a nice time in London. Take care of yourself!
     
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