King Anakin's Throne Room (BEWARE!)

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What would you like to drink, milord/milady?

  1. Wine

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  2. Mead

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  3. Beer

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  4. Spirits

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  5. Coffee in a goblet, damn it!

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  6. Tea

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  7. Kakashi's Tears

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  1. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    Welcome to Anakin's Throne Room.

    I am in fact King in the North, but I needed a part time job to pay the bills. Heating is expensive in the north, get off my case! Anyway, yes I took this photo myself to prove that Anakin is in fact Joffrey Evil The Mad King King of TFF (apparently) :D

    Please enjoy the festivities!

    No throwing tomatoes at the King, his cloak is brand new and muggins here will have to clean it :mad:

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    Members of King Anakin's Small Council & Kingsguard

    @Padmé - King in the North & Wench to the King (who isn't me) :confused:
    @Tamago - Lord-Commander of the Kingsguard :cool:
    @wanderingmagus - Royal Advisor :D
    @Sevi - Master of Beasts :mad: (This isn't angry face, it's more 'grrr!' badass!)
    @I.R Shogun - Sorcerer Supreme :eek:
    @Midnattblod - Royal Wolf of Shadow :wolf:
     
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  2. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    Yes I replaced the torches in my throne with spotlights (because one fell on my head once and nearly burned all my hair off.) But I like the combo of the traditional (okay maybe not that traditional these days) and the modern look of a throne room.
     
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  3. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    Seriously though, you looked too well at home in that throne.... It was alarming :confused:
     
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  4. Tamago

    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    LONG LIVE THE KING! *drinks wine*
    I sing

    King in the North
    King in the North
    Your heart's ablaze
    And your eyes a sparkle
    For our King
    The one and only
    Anakin


    :cool:
     
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  5. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    As you can see we sorta made a pact...... kinda rubbish pact given I'm somehow now the part time wench of his throne room! King in the North & Part Time Serving Wench to another King, doesn't look great on my CV :confused:
     
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  6. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    I wouldn't call you my wench. That's not respectful. I'm a humble king (clearly!). I would never call my female subjects wenches.
     
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  7. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    Unrelated to anything ever but can the king please explain what the hell this could be?!

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  8. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    Um, I'm just dumbstruck. Keep in mind that you posted a picture of yourself (Obi-Wan) with a beard, so does that make me Darth Maul in pink? WHAAAAAT????
     
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  9. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    I'm surprisingly okay with this!
     
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  10. Tamago

    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    Surely, my lady, you are no wench! Clearly not! The king states so Himself! And if I may add, it is perhaps time that there ought to be some union of some sort between your two majesties... it's just a small step towards a glorious helm of the realm.

    As the song shall go,

    On that glorious alley
    the people have not built
    with kings and queens and dragons
    all past and legend now
    a king like no other
    graceful and undisturbed
    meets the one who rules
    with great effect and might
    in the lofty cold North
    they looked upon each other
    and at once they knew
    that their hands must squeeze
    and lead the world anew!
     
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  11. Tamago

    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    GOD YOU TWO ARE THE BEST!
     
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  12. Anakin

    Anakin King of TFF

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    Keep in mind who pays for your service, lady!!!
     
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  13. Mad Hatter

    Mad Hatter Loitering from 2009 - 2018

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    Why is everyone swooning for Annie right now?
     
  14. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    Lady?! I'm King in the bloody North! And I have a beard! A fake one but it keeps my face warm! Same thing!
     
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  15. Tamago

    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    For a Lord-Commander, I'm a friggin' phenomenal poet. I need a badge or smth.
     
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  16. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    Well he's my husband, if I didn't swoon over him once in a while he'd be deeply upset lol
     
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    Anakin King of TFF

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    We actually talked about this ourselves. Padmé was trying to come up with a title, but she didn't like 'Hand of the King' nor 'Queen of TFF'. She find that arrogant, can you believe that?!
     
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  18. Padmé

    Padmé King in the North & King Anakin's Wench

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    Yeah TFF would explode if there was an ounce more arrogance floating around :rolleyes:
     
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    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    Oh come on, this is so much fun :D
     
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    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    Why do you call Anakin Annie Hatter?:eek:
     
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