Kael's Emporium of Exotic Magical Creatures

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  1. Sorillon

    Sorillon Thousandth Post Thief

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    Well... this isn't good...

    *jumps in the window after OR, hoping to get the wolves freed while OR occupies Kaelmarr*

    "I have had enough of this bickering... Get out, or I slaughter the pups..."

    NO. You will not.

    *Sorillon mutters a few words in a harsh, ancient tongue and the pups drop to the floor*
     
  2. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    You think you can threaten me little mage?
    *leaps and makes contact with Kael - phases out with Kael*
    welcome to nothing little mageling
     
  3. ~Elladan~

    ~Elladan~ A Elbereth Gilthoniel

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    *clears throat*

    ..and about the shop-soiled cyclops

    *waves hand in front of nose*

    *eyes start to water*
     
  4. Running Wolf

    Running Wolf Join the Madness

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    OR, stop it!
    They are not the kind of wolves that you and I are. Those are beasts, they are like dogs, only trained in the opposite and back again. Free them and they will destroy the castle town and all of its citizens. Leave them - they will not be happy alone without a master.

    Excuse him, Kael, would you?
    So I will buy one of the dark wolves *hands over the money in a little bag of silver velvet*
     
  5. Kenshin

    Kenshin Drifter

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    Kaelmarr, how much would a small, intelligent, yet not maniacal imp cost?
     
  6. Kaelmarr

    Kaelmarr Back | Valar Morghulis

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    *Phases back*
    *Frowns*
    *Vanishes*
    *The lights go out*
    *Shop becomes a void*
    *The pups explode one by one*
    *The shop phases back*

    *Is surprised*
    *Returns the pups to life*

    Excuse me. Thank you, my friend.

    And Imps? They are about 300 each, not including spell books for them.
     
  7. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    You will die a bloody death for that Kael - a bloody and painfull death --- I hope you like water
     
  8. Running Wolf

    Running Wolf Join the Madness

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    Err... hello?
    I wanted to buy something, a dark wolf, one of those huge beasts, only being a puppy.
    You can't just destroy my "property."
     
  9. Kenshin

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    Ill take an imp and a spellbook if you please.

    *drops gold on the counter*
     
  10. ~Elladan~

    ~Elladan~ A Elbereth Gilthoniel

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    *leaves shop*

    muttering ... crap return policy .. blah blah .. caveat venditor .. blah blah .. servant of the dark ...

    *stays upwind of offending cyclops*

    *steps over random wolf fur / remains *
     
  11. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    my threat still stands for you kael --- for you are a coward to pick on the helpless
     
  12. Kaelmarr

    Kaelmarr Back | Valar Morghulis

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    *Floats a dark wolf to RW*
    There.

    *Goes to the back, returning with an Imp and a spellbook*
    Here.

    And I would appreciate it if you would all leave, with exception of Liv. The shop is closed for the day.
     
  13. Running Wolf

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    *leaves the gold on the counter and stares at everyone with a cold, icy stare*
    *turns around and leaves without saying another word*
     
  14. Kenshin

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    *heads over to the Training Grounds with his new imp*
     
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    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    *glares at kael again*
    we shall see about this
    *runs out*
     
  16. Kaelmarr

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    *Sighs*
    *Phases with the shop and Liv into another reality*
    Right... So do you want a gold dragon?
     
  17. olivia_the_lamb

    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    Erm... yes please. As long as it's a male.

    *sighs*

    You realize I have to do something about this incident, right?
     
  18. Kaelmarr

    Kaelmarr Back | Valar Morghulis

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    It doesn't matter. I was threatened in my own shop, so I had to do something about it, right? The pups would have been returned to life anyways, after everyone left. I am not that cruel.

    *Goes into the back*
    *Returns with the baby dragon and a manual*
    Here. I hope the court will sympathize with me. Goodbye.
     
  19. Running Wolf

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    *comes in*
    This is turning into the wrong direction Kael, don't let it come that far.
     
  20. Kaelmarr

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    What would you suggest I do then?