Kael's Emporium of Exotic Magical Creatures

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  1. ~Elladan~

    ~Elladan~ A Elbereth Gilthoniel

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    Excellent, excellent ... counts out a pile of coinage ... I need it keep an eye on things for me

    Do I need to collect or can it be sent mailorder

    *checks coinage available for delivery charges*
     
  2. Kaelmarr

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    I have it in the back, you can take it now.

    *Goes into the back*

    *Comes out with a very large cyclops*

    No worries, it is fully trained. It can understand our language, so you can tell it what to do.

    Now, Kakashi, where are you?

    *Looks around*
     
  3. ~Elladan~

    ~Elladan~ A Elbereth Gilthoniel

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    Thank you very much sir

    *leaves shop followed by large, slightly confused looking cyclops*
     
  4. Running Wolf

    Running Wolf Join the Madness

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    hmm... white black and grey... You don't have one in... hmm... dark?
    Not a dark color like black or brown, but just a dark wolf? You have those, or can you manage to get one of those?
     
  5. Kaelmarr

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    Oh, yes. They are very difficult to catch. A dark wolf is very difficult to capture, but my magic is very helpful. Hmm... They come very young, so I suggest you buy the training manual as well. Although they are somewhat trained, so you'll be safe during the rest of the training. We have two left. 1750 gold pieces, including everything. Sorry for the price, but it is a very rare breed of wolf.

    Ahem*

    KAKASHI! Get over here, I have a job for you!
     
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  6. olivia_the_lamb

    olivia_the_lamb Moderator Staff Member

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    Actually, do you have any male dragons? I'm not too fond of females =/
     
  7. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    *stares at Kael*
    you sell wolves here - did I hear you right?
     
  8. Kaelmarr

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    Yes, we have male dragons. Gold, if you prefer. They are almost as pretty as the jeweled ones. 2000 pieces, including everything.

    And yes, we sell a few certain kinds of wolves.
     
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    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    You really sure that you sell wolves here - think very very carfully about your answer
    *grina a wolfy grin*
     
  10. Sorillon

    Sorillon Thousandth Post Thief

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    Oh great...

    It "might" be best to discontinue that practice....
     
  11. Kaelmarr

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    *Blinks at OR*
    I would not do that if I were you.

    And I will not stop the practice.

    *Looks at OR again*

    Now, if you are not going to buy anything... You will leave. I want none of your... trouble... here.
     
  12. ~Elladan~

    ~Elladan~ A Elbereth Gilthoniel

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    *Returns to shop with Cyclops*

    *Rings bell*

    I'd like to make a complaint ~ I want a house-trained Cyclops but this one seems to be shop-soiled!
     
  13. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    *looks back*
    so you openly tell a wolf that you are into the practice of abduction and slavery of his kind and expect me to back down?
    Ha! You are a fool to think that - now I give you one change to be civil and let the pups go - or things get bloody
     
  14. Kaelmarr

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    *Smiles*
    You chose a bad place to do this.
    *Waves hand, blasting OR out of the shop*
    *Magically wards the door*
    *Sniffs*
    *Yells out the door* And if they are not bought in time, I release them into the wild anyway.
     
  15. Sorillon

    Sorillon Thousandth Post Thief

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    *Sorillon casually starts inching towards the back of the shop*

    "so you openly tell a wolf that you are into the practice of abduction and slavery of his kind and expect me to back down?
    Ha! You are a fool to think that - now I give you one change to be civil and let the pups go - or things get bloody"

    Oh, great...

    *Sorillon continues to stealthily move towards the door where the wolves are kept, finding the door locked*

    *thinks,"Velamni Poela Qiu Raimino", and the door unlocks quietly*

    *Sorillon pulls a small handful of crystals from a pouch on his belt, and whispers to them, then tosses them into the room*

    POPPOPOP!!!

    That was loud.
     
  16. Kenshin

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    *walks into the store*

    Wow, nice place! Do you have any demon familiars to travel with, perhaps?
     
  17. Sorillon

    Sorillon Thousandth Post Thief

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    Eep..

    *Sorillon notices Kenshin opening the door and tells the wolves to run*
     
  18. Kaelmarr

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    *Waves hand, sending the pups back*
    Enough.
    *Strengthens the door a hundredfold*
    *Blasts Sor outside*
    *Wards the door again*

    Yes, I do.
     
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    *Spirit howls the window into shattered bits*
    *charges into the store though the shattered window in a blind rage at the owner*
    *leaps at kael and knocks him to the ground = biteing and slashing 0 aiming for the neck-*
     
  20. Kaelmarr

    Kaelmarr Back | Valar Morghulis

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    *The room darkens*
    *Gets up, uninjured*
    I have had enough of this bickering... Get out, or I slaughter the pups...
    *Waves hand at the door*
    *The pups come flying through, suspended in mid-air*
    And also, don't bother attacking me here. This is my domain...