Join the War Effort

Discussion in 'Guild Recruitment' started by Crusader, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Thousands have died in the struggle already, onnocents have been slaughtered and cities sacked and burnt to ash. Two titans clash and war runs amok. Over a breakfast Cereal.

    Thats right, the Flake war has been fought for a significant amount of time already, all over frosted flakes. Some wish of equality of the breakfast table, other wish to rain flaked terror upon everyone. but the real question is:

    are you brave enough to fight, to face innumerable odds, to run headlong into battle waving sword ready to kill, to maim, to die for what you believe in.

    If so join the flake war Guild, the new area for the battle, just remember this is a medieval/fantasy style battle saga that any are welcome to join, come alone or bring an army.


    If you will come you will need to choose a side, currently there are two major players in the war, The Flake Empire (Flakers for short), those who hold flakes sacred and use them as an icon to rule others, to supress all the peoples of the earth untill the end of time, forcing them to eat flakes for eternity, as much as act of torture as a love of flakes.

    Secondly there is the Alliance (They have many names, called antiflakes by the flakers) The combined forces of every nation who opposes the suffering dealt by the Flakers, those who wish to live free of their oppression and to promote freeodm and justice.

    Choose, be evil and powerful, or be righteous and noble, either way, get a bowl and a spoon, because its time for breakfast.
     
  2. Princess Celebmirril

    Princess Celebmirril PRINCESS

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    Join we need more people to fight for the side of good and against the flakers the side of evil.
     
  3. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    join and be evil its fun.
     
  4. Princess Celebmirril

    Princess Celebmirril PRINCESS

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    I used to be on the side of evil and now I am on the side of good. Joing the Anti-Flakes!!
     
  5. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    And, contrarily, I used to be on the side of good, now I am on the side of evil! Join the flakers.
     
  6. PenguinofDeath

    PenguinofDeath The name says it all.

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    Regardless of which side you join, stop by at the Caterer's Cave!

    Magical Foodstuffs at low low prices! Sale ends on Sunday*

    Remember- PenguinofDeath for one of the many natural processes! Eating!

    *(the 27th of November, 12,303,504 A.D.)
     
  7. Princess Celebmirril

    Princess Celebmirril PRINCESS

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    You have no choice but to join the flakers, see their merciless actions? Join the Anti-Flakes,
     
  8. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Dont listen to her, she's evil, she'll stab you when your back is turned.
     
  9. Princess Celebmirril

    Princess Celebmirril PRINCESS

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    :eek: excuse me mr know-it-all but I never stabbed you in the back...that I can remember anyway
     
  10. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Yes but you could!! thats the point, she will stab you.

    at least on the side of evil you know whats coming, lots of stabbing, at least its not a surprise with us.
     
  11. Gabriel

    Gabriel New Member

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    I would love to join the anti-flakes.

    Gabriel
     
  12. Unraveller

    Unraveller <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><

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    OK, I'm listening, recruit me.


    (A man's life he said... see the world he said...)
     
  13. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Okay this war is a mock war, we psot away having medieval style battles and whatever else we want, mostly its mockery, alos you get to make cool speeches and so forth.

    As theres no real consequences and its over cereal, why not be evil, you get to do whatever you want and be really badass about it. look at me, I'm like the badassest person in the war, apart from EBM and he never shows up.
     
  14. curunir's bane

    curunir's bane Kwisatch Haderach

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    You certainly stabbed me and EBM in the back. See what loyalty the side of good has? They have none. I on the other hand am more loyal to my master than any that has walked this earth, even moreso than crusader who is bound to EBM. You celeb are a lying backstabber.
     
  15. I. R. Shogun

    I. R. Shogun Midnight Demon

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    reguardless of which side you choose be careful to read posts CAREFULLY or you'll probably end up a ghost like me
     
  16. curunir's bane

    curunir's bane Kwisatch Haderach

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    Hey that's right you are dead.
     
  17. I. R. Shogun

    I. R. Shogun Midnight Demon

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    yep killed in one post by EBM, that's why I haven't been posting in, since he killed me
     
  18. Lady_of_Shalott

    Lady_of_Shalott Weaving the Magic Web

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    Gabriel, welcome to the Alliance! Head on over to the Anti-Flake Command Post and we'll give you a position.

    Unraveller, you know you want to join the side to truth and justice. Please consider. Freedom on the breakfast table must be defended at all costs. You would be a most welcome addition!
     
  19. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    hey he killed me too, he's a killer that one.

    the folly is challenging him to a duel, he's a little too extreme in that area.
     
  20. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Hey unraveller, join us and you can have super-awesome powers like an Asha-man.