Jesus and the robber

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  1. pudutat91958

    pudutat91958 New Member

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    Jesus and the Robber
    One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

    He replied, "Who said that?!"

    Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"

    The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."

    The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"

    The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"
     
  2. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    Ive heard this one, and everytime I hear it, it cracks me up lol
     
  3. Saka

    Saka New Member

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    someone already did that one, but it was longer, and the parrots name was moses.
     
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    midnight_wolf316 New Member

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    tee hee that was funny
     
  5. SuperToad

    SuperToad New Member

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    hmm, alright, not the funniest.