It's a TFF life Alchy!

Discussion in 'Fan Poetry' started by Alchemist, Jan 6, 2009.

  1. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    Okay for my 6000th post I give you this silly song
    it is sung to this tune:



    It's a TFF life Alchy!

    Many many years ago, when I was twenty-three
    I came across a forum that was wondrous to see
    This forum has a magic power that kept people out of bed
    So I joined and searched and began to post in the katana thread

    I jotted down my thoughts, without thinking twice
    And when people began to correct me, I wasn’t very nice
    I argued and insulted, cutting their opinion down
    It never crossed my mind that I was acting like a clown

    This particular talk, didn’t last too long
    I soon began to join in with the debating throng
    This section is where I thought it was safe to pass
    But once again I showed myself as, an incredible ass

    It took me a long long time, before I changed my mind
    And debated in a different way that was semi-kind
    I began to open my mind and think on my very own
    Forming new opinions instead of acting like a mindless drone

    After many arguments and some hilarious pranks
    I grew tired of debating it was becoming very dank
    I moved my self over to the section of Spam
    And soon became the only Alchemist of the entire land

    Many battles I did fight with Shogun and his crew
    Developing my fighting skills tested through and through
    Friends I now began to make over here and over thar
    I shouldn’t have to mention you, cause you know who you are

    After a large outbreak of TFF families
    It felt that I would be left out and extremely lonely
    But just in time someone swung by and brought me out of the cold
    I was adopted by LyannaWolfBlood who also owns my soul

    All too soon I grew real tired of my identity
    So I decided it was time to change, and a wolf I would be
    Not too long after that I made a drastic post
    Announcing my e-love for the Tiger of Toast

    That just about wraps things up for this epic tale
    I really hope this silly song, is not an epic fail
    It is now time to make my truly awesome boast
    Because with this thread it will be my 6000th post!

    Oh this is Alchy's Tale
    Oh this is Alchy's Tale
    Its as crazy as hell
    but, it really sells well
    Oh this is Alchy's Tale


    (yeah yeah I know some the lines seem strikingly familiar with previous poem..so :p )
     
  2. The peoples champion

    The peoples champion The peoples champion

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    Congrats and that was a cool poem :).
     
  3. Raraldor

    Raraldor Well-Known Member

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    Congratulations alch on your song and 6000 post I likes it
     
  4. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    now this was worth staying up for :)
     
  5. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    w00t!!! :D
     
  6. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    Oh this is Alchy's Tale.
    Why is he looking so pale?
    Because he never would have believed,
    what he has achieved.

    Well done mate!
     
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  7. Nox

    Nox Antediluvian

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    I vote we dismember him before his madness infects us all.

    Nice poem thoguh ^^
     
  8. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    rofl! ^_^
     
  9. AlphaAlex

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  10. Sevi

    Sevi Pocałunek!

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    That is great! I love that poem! :D
     
  11. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    Hehe, that was brilliant!
     
  12. ~Elladan~

    ~Elladan~ A Elbereth Gilthoniel

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    Vey good Alch

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    (Can't post pictures in this section :()
     
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  13. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    Thankies ^_^

    Yeah, I tried to embed that youtube clip and found out this section doesnt allow that -_-
     
  14. Árëlin Milloway

    Árëlin Milloway Toast Tiger

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    Dude! Great one *huggles*!

    *tries to recall*
    I really cannot remember meany serious Alcy, but then I never really noticed much outside spam, ever.
     
  15. Running Wolf

    Running Wolf Join the Madness

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    Hey that explains a lot.
    Great work, Alch.
    It almost seems to be... epic work. :D
    And congrats on the 6000th post! Well done!

    (And thanks for explaining why you suddenly showed up in Spam although I had remembered you to be one of the "discussioneers")
    :D
     
  16. Mem

    Mem Mosh Warrior

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    haha,great song:D
     
  17. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    hee hee thanks
     
  18. LyannaWolfBlood

    LyannaWolfBlood Ella Dictadora

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    Amazing!!!!!!! :D

    I really like these lines too! :)
     
  19. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    hee hee ^_^