Is that an axe in your pocket?

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  1. Lost In The Void

    Lost In The Void I'm not Harley Warren!

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    Greetings.

    Um...well, that's pretty much it.

    I'm a Tolkien fan by and large (could do without the songs, though), and a fantasy fan in general. And sci-fi. And horror. I'll pretty much read any old muck which drags me away from the mundane.

    And now I'm here, which may be either a blessing or a curse. I'll let you decide. Seems only fair.

    Anyway, howdy to all. I don't bite unless provoked and my manners are generally flawless. At least, I've never left anyone alive to complain...

    ...damn, I really need to spend less time playing rpgs...
     
  2. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    welcome to TFF, hands off my beer, and if you're willing to distract the zombies for me, i'd appreciate it :p
     
  3. Lost In The Void

    Lost In The Void I'm not Harley Warren!

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    Cheers for the welcome, JIM!

    I'm afraid your beers aren't safe with me around - I'm a bit of a boozehound. As for the zombies, distract them yourself. I'm perfectly willing to shoot you in the knee so they eat you first.:D
     
  4. Foinikas

    Foinikas Playing backgammon!

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    Welcome to the forum man!I already like your posts!Where are you from?

    By the way I'm a Tolkien fan too and I also like CoD and BF and Skyrim :p
     
  5. ShadowStar

    ShadowStar New Member

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    Hello and welcome! :)
     
  6. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    I think everyone here is...:p
    Anyway welcome, and hope you enjoy it around here.
    So was it an axe in your pocket??
     
  7. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    Tolkien/fantasy, sci-fi, horror, booze... Sounds familiar! Let me welcome you in our midst! :p


    AND I need that axe for... you know, chopping and stuff!

    >_>

    <_<
     
  8. Lost In The Void

    Lost In The Void I'm not Harley Warren!

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    Thanks for the welcomes, everyone! Seems I've stumbled into a right den of iniquity...I wonder what I should steal first?

    Oh, and I'd like to state for the record that my genitals are in no way axe-shaped. Any photos suggesting otherwise are obviously fake. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
     
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  9. Running Wolf

    Running Wolf Join the Madness

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    Welcome to TFF, it's the best place to be. Unless you get caught stealing... then you should... just run... run fast never look back ;)
     
  10. Lost In The Void

    Lost In The Void I'm not Harley Warren!

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    What? So I can't make off with those sapphire eyes from the statue of Robertisium the Craftsman (Bob the Builder to those who worship at the right shrines). Oh well, I'll just have to content myself with stealing hearts instead...

    *brushes dust off clothes, combs hair, and steps outside to be instantly trampled by a passing stagecoach*
     
  11. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    lol... I never pictured you as one who hungered so for the feel of an axe firmly grasped in her hands!! :p
     
  12. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    I might be small and cute and cuddly, but I would certainly never say no to an axe in my hand and victi- uh, wood to chop into pieces. :)
     
  13. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    I always pictured as more of a "rogue" sort of gal!!
    Goes to show how little I know!!
     
  14. Anduil

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    Welcome to TFF!! :D
     
  15. Lost In The Void

    Lost In The Void I'm not Harley Warren!

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    Good grief, I turn my back for a few minutes and the thread descends into filth. Take it to private messages, you pervs! I'm a delicate flower and I don't want my innocence tainted with your...well, whatever it is you got going on.

    I'm off to church now to pray for your souls because I'm a good boy and not at all perverted (whatever the papers have said about me).
     
  16. Lost In The Void

    Lost In The Void I'm not Harley Warren!

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    Thank you, Anduil! A voice of sanity in an otherwise wayward thread.:D
     
  17. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    You will get used to that...most threads tend to be derailed around here!! :p
     
  18. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    LOL

    especially if its my beer, i'll have to bring my drow character out of retirement
    u can steal from anyone else, i dont mind
    cute and cuddly hey? ;)
    while you're there, tell him i want a cheque for $4500000 for xmas
    sanity, do't they have immunisation shots for that?
     
  19. Running Wolf

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    only because we, the Spam company, have taken over the forum. The honest and constantly discussing members have fled... Which is kinda sad tooo
     
  20. Anduil

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    Hahahaha! Nice!!! Anduil the Lightstealer bows to Lost in the Void!