Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by Turin, Sep 1, 2003.
Yo momma’s so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
So, any monkeys hitting random keys plan on posting here. :monkeyass: :monkeyass:
Whats that exposed to mean :moon1:
Y'know the thousand monkeys hitting random keys will eventually produce the works of Shakespear.
Around here I'd say it would take 2 moneys one day to produce this nonsense.
Yes, I agree. Now I understand the connection between you and Arwen.
Hmm.. I was thinking more of you and Turin. Everyone has seen your pic, we all know you are hairier than any ape.
Ah yes, that noted novelist David G. Shakespear. Wrote thousands of pages of gibberish and passed it off as a 'Romance novel'.
Did you know they could also reproduce the works of Shakespeare?
Can moneys type too?
Yes they can. Obviously Neanderthals can too.
Gee, Nienor, you seem to have an infatuation with Neanderthals tonight. I guess you're looking to "marry up".
Well, I would have used a chauvenistic pig comparison; but that would be insulting pigs, as they are a clean and intelligent animal. Ditto with calling any of you ignorant baboons and their fascinating social structure. It would be such a shame to compare them to beer swilling, hockey watching men. Neanderthals are extinct, they can't complain.
I loff you too, Nik.
Now how about a sandwich and a backrub?
**dangles non-descript shiny object**
*eyes light up* oooo, is it jewelry?
I'm surprised after the last coffee fiasco in the SFC, you'll even mention me bringing you food and beverage.
I didn't ask for coffee....
But I'll take some su'grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............:humper:
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