Insults, Rated R for Mature

Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by Turin, Sep 1, 2003.

  1. Garko

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    Yo momma’s so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
     
  2. Nienor

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    So, any monkeys hitting random keys plan on posting here. :monkeyass: :monkeyass:
     
  3. Grima Wormtongue

    Grima Wormtongue Man in black

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    Whats that exposed to mean :moon1:
     
  4. Nienor

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    Y'know the thousand monkeys hitting random keys will eventually produce the works of Shakespear.

    Around here I'd say it would take 2 moneys one day to produce this nonsense. :p
     
  5. Skyanide

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    Yes, I agree. Now I understand the connection between you and Arwen. :p :D
     
  6. Nienor

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    Hmm.. I was thinking more of you and Turin. Everyone has seen your pic, we all know you are hairier than any ape.
     
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    Ah yes, that noted novelist David G. Shakespear. Wrote thousands of pages of gibberish and passed it off as a 'Romance novel'.

    Did you know they could also reproduce the works of Shakespeare?

    Can moneys type too?
     
  8. Nienor

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    Yes they can. Obviously Neanderthals can too.
     
  9. Skyanide

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    Gee, Nienor, you seem to have an infatuation with Neanderthals tonight. I guess you're looking to "marry up". ;)
     
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    Well, I would have used a chauvenistic pig comparison; but that would be insulting pigs, as they are a clean and intelligent animal. Ditto with calling any of you ignorant baboons and their fascinating social structure. It would be such a shame to compare them to beer swilling, hockey watching men. Neanderthals are extinct, they can't complain. ;)
     
  11. Skyanide

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    I loff you too, Nik.

    Now how about a sandwich and a backrub?

    **dangles non-descript shiny object**
     
  12. Nienor

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    *eyes light up* oooo, is it jewelry? :p

    I'm surprised after the last coffee fiasco in the SFC, you'll even mention me bringing you food and beverage.
     
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    I didn't ask for coffee.... ;)

    But I'll take some su'grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............:humper: