Insults, Rated R for Mature

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  1. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    Here is an insult you can use; You're so ugly, it looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with an icepick.
     
  2. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Are you alright? do you want me to call an ambulance? the guy must have beat you up pretty bad to have a face like tha..........Oh sorry!
     
  3. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    heh, your wit reminds me of two old people screwin' . . . slow and sloppy.
     
  4. Ancient Warrior

    Ancient Warrior ...geriatric love machine

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    somebody call me??
     
  5. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    lol, I forgot we have senior citizens among us now. he he
     
  6. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    I havent laughed this much since i saw your face for the first time.
     
  7. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    that was your reflection in the toilet, jackass
     
  8. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    No, i did see you below the waterline.
     
  9. Ancient Warrior

    Ancient Warrior ...geriatric love machine

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    If I found you floating in my pool, I'd punish the dog...
     
  10. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    How many times must i tell you, you should call your wife that!
     
  11. Garko

    Garko New Member

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    When you wer born the doctor slapped your ass and your face and said, "Twins!".
     
  12. Ancient Warrior

    Ancient Warrior ...geriatric love machine

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    Your Momma is sooooo fat...when I mount her,...my ears pop :eek:
     
  13. Garko

    Garko New Member

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    Your mother's so stupid - she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
     
  14. Ancient Warrior

    Ancient Warrior ...geriatric love machine

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    Your Momma is sooooo fat...her cereal bowl needs a lifeguard...
     
  15. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    I'm gonna like having AW in here
     
  16. Garko

    Garko New Member

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    Your family is so poor - even the CHRISTMAS TREE is in Black & White!
     
  17. Garko

    Garko New Member

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    Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
     
  18. Garko

    Garko New Member

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    Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
     
  19. Garko

    Garko New Member

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    Yo momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
     
  20. Garko

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    Yo momma’s so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.