Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by Turin, Sep 1, 2003.
heres a good insult:
10 million sperm and you were the fastest, there no justice.
:stupid: Enough said
That is pretty funny though
hehe :ffs the top of head:: how about...you're an @$$hole?
you're original asshat
Hey, I thought Til. was supposed to be in here!
You scared poor innocent Til away last night.
However, I can take ya on. :balrog:
Nik, you better go get some help.
I don't fear senile old coots like you.
Talk slowly, I can barely hear you over that whistling sound coming from your ears
If you'd stop moving your head so much, the rocks in there would lie still.
That familiar head shake is the one of confusion everyone gets when you speak.
You guys are so bad your skid marks took a hike. I mean your precious skidmarks.
you're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mom.
Your momma's lips are so big - Chapstik had to invent a spray!
heh, your mom so big, after I was done screwin' her I had to roll over twice and jump to the floor.
Your momma is so fat I had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side!
Are you a stand up comedian?
Your momma is so fat - the last time she wore a black dress, NASA shot the space shuttle at her!
I saw your mom yesterday, walkin' down the road kicking a pop can. When I asked what she was doing, she said "Moving"
Your momma is so stupid - she peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies!
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