Insults, Rated R for Mature

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  1. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    heres a good insult:

    10 million sperm and you were the fastest, there no justice.
     
  2. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    :stupid: Enough said :D



    That is pretty funny though
     
  3. Fincayra

    Fincayra New Member

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    hehe ::eek:ffs the top of head:: how about...you're an @$$hole?
     
  4. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    you're original asshat
     
  5. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Hey, I thought Til. was supposed to be in here!
     
  6. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    You scared poor innocent Til away last night.

    However, I can take ya on. :balrog:
     
  7. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Poor Til'

    Nik, you better go get some help. :D
     
  8. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    I don't fear senile old coots like you. :p
     
  9. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Talk slowly, I can barely hear you over that whistling sound coming from your ears
     
  10. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    If you'd stop moving your head so much, the rocks in there would lie still.
     
  11. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    That familiar head shake is the one of confusion everyone gets when you speak.
     
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  12. mallomere

    mallomere hedgerow wanderer

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    You guys are so bad your skid marks took a hike. I mean your precious skidmarks.
     
  13. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    you're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mom.
     
  14. Garko

    Garko New Member

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    Your momma's lips are so big - Chapstik had to invent a spray!
     
  15. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    heh, your mom so big, after I was done screwin' her I had to roll over twice and jump to the floor.
     
  16. Garko

    Garko New Member

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    Your momma is so fat I had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side!
     
  17. Hiraeth

    Hiraeth New Member

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    Are you a stand up comedian?
     
  18. Garko

    Garko New Member

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    Your momma is so fat - the last time she wore a black dress, NASA shot the space shuttle at her!
     
  19. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    I saw your mom yesterday, walkin' down the road kicking a pop can. When I asked what she was doing, she said "Moving"
     
  20. Garko

    Garko New Member

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    Your momma is so stupid - she peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies!