Insults, Rated R for Mature

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  1. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    I will like this one I think.

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    An Ugly Position

    What's the position to make ugly babies?


    Ask your parents.
     
  2. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Baboon Face

    Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
     
  3. Arin

    Arin I bite back....

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    I loves all these great insults!
    ...Id try to see where you coming from...but I don't think Id be able to get my head that far up my ass.


    People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

    And then there is the ever popular...yo mama!



    :D
     
  4. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Ahh I know alot of Yo mama's


    Yo Mama, is so fat she fell over, broke her leg, and gravy poured out.
     
  5. Justice

    Justice New Member

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    Yesterday I was at work writing citations, when a jock saw me he said, "Hey! You meter maids are giving out tickets early this season!"

    Not being one to stand for such insolence from a crack smoking weasel like this one, I responded, "Yeah we are. I'd give you one too but there's no citation for being an @$$hole."

    OOOooohhh, he was mad, and a lot bigger than me, but he didn't come over so I didn't have to snap his kneecaps in half.
     
  6. thehobbitelf

    thehobbitelf Member

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    lol go you

    one of my soccer guy friends said that before one of tehir practices a 2 football players road up in a mini van and were all like "YOU GUYS ARE FAGS! GRASS FARIES!" and a bunch of other shit like that.. and then one of the soccer players goes "Why are you driving a mini van?" and the whole team busted up laughing and the 2 football players just looked at them and drove away... lol
     
  7. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Hey you're pretty funny sometimes

    Other times we just choose not to look at you.

    :321:
     
  8. thehobbitelf

    thehobbitelf Member

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    thanks... why dont you take a Turin and whipe your face?

    lol my brother always says "why dont you take a rhiannon and whipe your face?" :rolleyes: he thinks hes funny
     
  9. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    I don't get it
     
  10. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    BTW, did I mention that your mom is so bald that she can put on a turtle neck and look like a broken condom?
     
  11. Winterine

    Winterine Ranger-Bard

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    Turin - Rhiannon is thehobbitelf's name
     
  12. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    still don't get it. why dont you take a Turin and whipe your face?


    ??

    Why is that funny?
     
  13. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    You look like you just got run over by a whole truck full of Ugly.

    That is a decent insult.
     
  14. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Are you alright? do you want me to call you a doctor? The guy must have beat you up pretty bad to make your face look like that!
     
  15. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    LOL, looks like someone beat you with an ugly stick.
     
  16. Glorfindel

    Glorfindel New Member

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    Man, you took a dive from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down :D
     
  17. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    I don't think I've talked bad about your mom yet

    That bitch is so fat, when she gets a sunburn all the kids yell . . . "HEY KOOLAID ! ! !"
     
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    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    she's SOO fat, when she jumped up, she got stuck.

    She's so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phonebook.
     
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    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    She's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips.
     
  20. thehobbitelf

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    haha

    by saying "Why dont you take a Turin and whipe your face" Or in my case "Take a Rhiannon and whipe your face" it means "take a shit and whipe your ass" meaning that you are shit and your face is your ass. Like I said, my brother THINKS hes funny, I never said he was!