i nearly lost my finger today

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  1. padraigmarron

    padraigmarron Member

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    ah when i was 13 i jumped out of a window got 8 stiches to the head and the doctor told me if it was an milimeter more id be dead
    so i guess that means im lucky considering the amount of times he said that to me since
     
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    why did you jump out of a window? You had been drinking whiskey and beer again?
     
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    oh my god O_O i didn't know about that! I'm so sorry, that's absolutely terrible.
     
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    I fell 20 feet out a tree once, onto my tailbone.. nothing broken somehow but I had to take ibuprofen to get out of bed for about a week xP

    nothing serious though :p i stapled through my thumbnail once but that wasn't that bad and i was young..

    broken bones but those don't count unless i got them in a badass way, right?
     
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    Nothing ever really serious. No broken bones, though I've fallen out of trees, flipped off horses and love parkour

    Once sliced my right calf with rusty barbed wire - two years ago - and I still have a scar in the shape of a 7. I was on scout camp, and healed it using a sock (bandage) water (disinfectant) and the sun (to heal more quickly)

    Almost cut my thumb off with the metal bit from the top of a child's champagne bottle, and sliced right across my hand with a penknife (it was that or stab right through it)
     
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    18 years and nothing broken. I dont know whether to feel blessed or like a degenerate
     
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    I've never broken a bone but I've had a couple accidents.
    I fell off a couch and hit my head on the corner of the coffee table when I was 7 months old.
    My finger got locked in the car door when I was 5 and my nail was crushed- the nail's never properly healed, it's kinda cracked all the way down the nail.
    Once, when I was seven, my older brother smashed a wine glass and cut my lip.
    :rolleyes:
     
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    sure they do. i got a nice scar on my chin from trying to show off wen i was 13. i did a back flip off the diving board and smashed my jaw on the edge of the board. blood everywhere, knocked me out cold. had to get dragged out of the pool
     
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    Let's see ... fell off a table when I was seven or eight and cut my chin. A dog bit me about the same time, but I don't even have a scar from it.

    I do have a scar on my hip that I got in church, though. The sharp object I was carrying hit a step and stopped before I did. The scar is about three inches (75mm) long, but I didn't know I was bleeding until I got home, and it didn't leave a hole in any of my clothes.

    A co-worker lowered a skid of paper onto my foot a couple of years back, fortunately onto my steel toes.

    One of the temps from two years ago broke his own nose by slamming a car door on it. See, we aren't the clumsiest people in the world.
     
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    How do you slam a car door on your own nose?

    And I cut my chin when I was 9; fell onto the ice whilst ice-skating. I didn't even hit a sharp object. Only realised I was bleeding when I put my t-shirt collar to it to warm my cold chin up.
    Got hit in the ****s by a rugby ball the other day, and that hurt seeing as it'd been kicked about 15m high
     
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    lmao niice effort there
     
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    Wow! that's quite a feat, closing the door, and thinking "I just have time to say good- Ow F*ck!"