Hugh

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  1. Anir

    Anir New Member

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    Once upon a time, there was a village that had a local monastary. The monks were happy, but there was a slight problem. The monastery was falling apart, and the funds collected from charity and offerings simply weren't enough. So, a few of the more entrepeunering monks decided to set up a flower shop in the village.

    The business boomed and they had almost enough money to repair their monastery. Well, the local flower shop owner wasn't happy, because the monks were taking all of his business, so he went over to the monks and told them about it.

    "Hey, you know, you're stealing all of my customers, I'd really appreciate it if you closed down your shop and left."

    The monks were very sorry about the owners plight, but they said they only had a small amount of money left to raise, and then they'd leave. The owner wasn't happy at all, and threatened the monks, until they asked him to leave the store.

    The owner stormed back to his place, wondering what to do, then an idea hit him. He called his friend Hugh, who was a big, weightlifter kind of guy, and asked him to get the monks to leave.

    The next day, the monks were gone, the business was closed down, and the owner got all of his business back.

    The moral of the story?

































    Only Hugh can stop florist friars.
     
  2. The Chaos Engine

    The Chaos Engine Grumpy Old Git

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  3. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain 如朱

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    ...*dropkicks Anir*
     
  4. Anir

    Anir New Member

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    What the hell was that for?
     
  5. Jorick

    Jorick Well-Known Member

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    Pun jokes are some of the stupidest jokes that are still somehow funny. Right in the same category as little kid knock-knock jokes. :p
     
  6. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    Lolz, I love a good pun ^^
     
  7. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    :eek: RAY! Why'd you hit her!?

    And Anir: Awesome joke! xD
     
  8. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain 如朱

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    :duh:


    It's my way of thanking you for a good joke
     
  9. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    ¬.¬ Woman beater..
     
  10. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    Ray, I never thought you'd be the type *shakes head*
     
  11. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    -points finger at Ray- YOU! sir, are not awesome.
     
  12. warrior_squirrel21

    warrior_squirrel21 blue is my favorite color

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    WTF? Thats corny as hell but I can't stop laughing!!!!
     
  13. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    It has that effect..
     
  14. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain 如朱

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    Well now I'm kinda depressed...thanks guys *goes to cry in a dark, damp corner listening to MCR*
     
  15. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    Well come on come all to this tragic affair, you can take off that make-up whats in is despair. So come on piggies and kiss this goodbye, I'll encourage you smiles dont expect you wont cry!

    <3

    Cheer up ray ^^
     
  16. Anir

    Anir New Member

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    If that's your way of thanking me, I'd hate to see what would've happened if you didn't like the joke.
     
  17. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    I asked myself that question...
     
  18. Jorick

    Jorick Well-Known Member

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    *kicks Ray in the head*

    DIE EMO KID DIE!

    *cough*

    Or, um, cheer up?
     
  19. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    *dum dum pish!* :p
     
  20. Saka

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    lol:yak: