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Discussion in 'Greetings!' started by jmblum, Aug 15, 2020.

  1. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    Do they need to pass a driving test to drive those big arse crawlers they get around in??
     
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    Yep . Just like where you live the authorities like to keep tabs on everyone with licences and whatnot.
    Those scabby little fuckheads have to reverse park it between a landspeeder and a cage of dewbacks .
    They said I needed a learners license when I first started riding around on Fluffy , I said , " Fuck you pig , your laws mean nothing to me ! Hiiya ! Ride like the wind Fluffy !" gave him the finger and we were out of there .
    Ha ha - good times.
    I dont think a Tusken has ever held a license for anything , ever .
     
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    I imagine Tusken's prefer to live in anarchy and chaos to be honest.
     
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    Anarchy and Chaos are only two of the nine Tusken Pillars of Society.
    There's also Confusion , Depravity , Paranoia , Violence , Scumbaggery , Insolence and Getting Smashed Off Our Tits .
     
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    What no buggery?? Or does that fall under the depravity pillar??
     
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    Well the violation of all the holes slots into ( see what i did there ?) the Pillar of Depravity .
    Well spotted , obviously you're no stranger to a buggering I'd wager.
     
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    Well at some point on life's journey, we all get buggered and we do a bit of buggering ourselves along the way.
     
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    Exactly what I tell my kids when they start to bitch about all the buggering
    Fucking spoiled is what they are .
     
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    Kids these days have it all too easy. Especially now that being a Pedo Priest is frowned upon!
     
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    Yeah . People have to stick their noses into everything. I guess Romance is dead and being able to make out with your girlfriend during Kung Fu Panda is no longer an option. But i suppose being a Pedo Home-Economics Teacher or a Pedo Electrician is frowned upon too .
     
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    Think being a pedo anything is frowned upon. Unless you are part of the Satanic elite.