How should Jar-Jar brutally die?

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  1. Ranger_of_Gondor

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    Mmmmmmm they he would taste good in buns!
     
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    dont want to imagine........
     
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    Jar Jar would be seafood, i figure. Slice him into fillets, serve in a brown butter sauce with a side of rice pilaf.
     
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    he might make some good steaks...but we have to beat him up before we eat/kill him.....he's gotta be softened up (lol...it's sad that i'm stealing jokes from the EE :( ) or tenderized :-D
     
  5. Ranger_of_Gondor

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    That's why we have the meat grinder.
     
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    elrond243 The Fighters Guide House Member

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    or jar jar milk shakes feed him to a modern day sarlack {a blender muhhhaaahaaa}
     
  7. Ranger_of_Gondor

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    J ar Jar BBQ! Burgers, hotdogs, fiilets, and milkshakes! All made out of Jar Jar Binks!
     
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    I think the best way to kill Jar Jar is to have him realize what evil he has helped facilitate (in Ep II in the Senate), and then commit suicide by throwing himself into one of those bottomless pits (preferably with fire, since he's a water-bound creature). This'd be the most painful, both mentally and physically, death for him...

    But then this'll require that he actually gains intelligence first... which I don't think he's capable of...
     
  9. Ranger_of_Gondor

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    No he should jump in that meat grinder
     
  10. Durthang

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    Was it Gremlins where one of them was put in a microwave oven until he exploded? - that would work for me :D
     
  11. Ranger_of_Gondor

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    No Meat Grinder. Don't you want to have the cook-out?
     
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    OK, which is worse - being put through a meat grinder (painful but probably fairly quick) or bombarded by radiation that cooks you from the inside until you explode?
     
  13. Ranger_of_Gondor

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    Umm who cares lets use the meat grinder! We can eat Jar Jar burgers and such!
     
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    Ok, you win...........
     
  15. Ranger_of_Gondor

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    Okay we just need that grill!
     
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    How about we fire him out of an airlock and watch him explode?
     
  17. Lady_of_Shalott

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    I think a slower torture would be better. Something long and more painful... Like listening to some music so awful that his head finally explodes.
     
  18. Ranger_of_Gondor

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    Guys I really think the meat grinder is the way to go.
     
  19. Lady_of_Shalott

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    Maybe so. Perhaps we could feed him into the meat grinder slowly, one limb at a time...
     
  20. Lady Swartt Sixclaw

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    Delleron mentioned his tongue getting cut off. Keep that. Then, throttle him, cut his guts out with a lightsaber, bake him, put an apple in his mouth, and eat him.