How should Jar-Jar brutally die?

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  1. Squall Leonhart

    Squall Leonhart Wielder of the Gunblade

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    Well, tell me what you think. I hope they just kill Jar-Jar off in Episode III. How do you want to see him die? I want Anakin to force choke him, and while he is doing that slowly skin him with his lightsaber, and then he should feed him to the Sarlaac. DEATH TO THE GUNGAN!!! Oops, sorry, forgot to mention Anakin rolling his skinless body around in salt while he is still living.
     
  2. Gûd Daedheloth

    Gûd Daedheloth Foe of Morgoth's Realm

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    I don't care how. Just that he does.
     
  3. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    No love for Jar Jar here I see
     
  4. Lady_of_Shalott

    Lady_of_Shalott Weaving the Magic Web

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    Jar Jar is awful! I'd personally like to throttle him myself. :D
    Or perhaps a slow, painful death. That would bring more satisfaction..... mwahaha!
     
  5. Gûd Daedheloth

    Gûd Daedheloth Foe of Morgoth's Realm

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    He was supposedly put in the movies for comic relief. The only laughs I'll be getting from him is when he dies.
     
  6. Lady_of_Shalott

    Lady_of_Shalott Weaving the Magic Web

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    Comic relief at it worst, I say. Jar Jar is no more funny than I am the queen of England.
     
  7. Dalleron

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    He should bound, gagged after cutting his tongue off, beat unconscious, woken and beaten again, repeatedly, healed in a bacta tank, and dropped in the sarlac pit on Tatoinne, so he can feel a new definition of pain yadda yadda yadda.

    that or just vaporize him completely so there is no chance of him surviving.
     
  8. Squall Leonhart

    Squall Leonhart Wielder of the Gunblade

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    haa haa haaaa!! Beat him with sticks!!! I agree, I will laugh so hard if he dies, they will probably make me leave the theater.
     
  9. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    I thought he could be strangled with his own long, floppy tongue.
     
  10. Squall Leonhart

    Squall Leonhart Wielder of the Gunblade

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    Nienor, I like the tongue idea, that is good.
     
  11. Arin

    Arin I bite back....

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    To bad Padme didn't leave his tongue stuck in the Pod Racer....:rolleyes:
     
  12. Squall Leonhart

    Squall Leonhart Wielder of the Gunblade

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    heh heh, then his poor little arm would be TORN from his shoulder HEE HEE!!!!
     
  13. GondorianRanger

    GondorianRanger Lord of Valathil

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    I seiously don't see why george put jar jar into the story. Or, even better, why did he have to make him stupid? George claimed that jar jar was "for the kids". In the first 3 films, there was nothing "for the kids." I don't get it, why would he ruin some of the movies most important parts by adding in dumb kid humor?
     
  14. Dalleron

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    I figure Jar Jar is there to be what C3PO was in the original trilogy(?). THat is, get in some dumb situation and get saved by whoever.
     
  15. Lord Dracul

    Lord Dracul Master Demon Slayer

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    That was his arm. His face went numb because of the beams in-between the cuplings.
     
  16. Ranger_of_Gondor

    Ranger_of_Gondor Gondorian Defender

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    I just hope Jar Jar dies. If he lives, I will cry. But to be creative Boba Fett should do something. Like hang him, or use his fathers flame flower. Both painful. But even if Boba Fett doesn't, I will be happy when dyes.
     
  17. Dalleron

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    interesting weapon that flame flower, what does it do, i've never heard of it.
    As much as we all hope that he dies, i doubt he will. But here's to hoping that he does an excruciating death.
     
  18. Ranger_of_Gondor

    Ranger_of_Gondor Gondorian Defender

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    You know the flame thrower on his wrist? That one.
     
  19. Lego

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    jar jar binks should have been killed from the very first second he was in introduced, I hope he goes slowly and painfully.
     
  20. Dalleron

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    i know about his flame thrower, i was just asking about the flame flower you mentioned in your post. : )