Hillbilly Vasectomy

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    After having 11 children, a Tennessee couple decided that was
    enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that
    he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
    vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
    expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the
    doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks
    are legal in Tennessee) light it, put it in a beer can, then
    hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

    The Tennessee hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not be the
    sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a
    cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me," said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
    beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    "1"

    "2"

    "3"

    "4"

    "5"

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
    legs and continued counting on his other hand.