Hero??? Rated PG13

Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by Boromir Of Gondor, Feb 27, 2004.

  1. Boromir Of Gondor

    Boromir Of Gondor Aragorn was a

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    A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
    Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
    A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
    "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
    The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
    "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves
    life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
    "But I am not an American!" - says the man.
    "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: - "I am an Arabian!"
    The next day the newspapers say:
    "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored"
     
  2. curunir's bane

    curunir's bane Kwisatch Haderach

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    that's pretty powerful in my opinion.