Discussion in 'Greetings!' started by PippenIsMyDad, Apr 2, 2020.
So what you are telling me is that , Pippen , that little prick from them lord of the rings movies is your father?
But I thought he was Gandalfs boyfriend or something cause he was a homo ?
He's your dad then ?
Well guess what ?
If I ever see him , im gonna kick him in the teeth . All those little fuckers -Jawas, Dwarves , Midgets , Halfings , Ugnaughts , Ewoks , Yoda-things and Hobbits make me fucking sick .
And you can tell him i said that.
But ...... Welcome to you...hopefully things will pick up again.
what is this? A tusken raider? little out of your territory aren't ya? Yes Pippin is my father, and if you even dare to think you will kick my fathers teeth in, you wont like what i will do to ya.My kind will reign over you sand folks, Know your place, filthy tusken.
Someone who can give it back , even if they are the apparent child of a fucking openly gay little bag of shit whose only reason for living is to give Gandalf somewhere to put his dick .
And can you tell me -what is that you are going to me when i boot your dad in his big mouth ?
Beg me to stop ?
Run off screaming like a bitch ?
Probably all three you weak hairy footed little mong .
The only thing you mutts will reign over the Tusken race in is lameness.
At least Hobbits have doors on their homes (Albeit Round ones) what do you Tusken's hang over your cave opening's? Dead Jawas?
Who asked you anyway punk ?
Your Pro-Hobbit , Anti-Tusken agenda is quite obvious and i dont even have any fucks to give .
And for your information , I use live Jawas as a front door . That way every time I come in and out I can bite them or use them as a punching bag or whatever else just to hear the little dogs squeal.
Its the little things that make life worth living yknow.
So what do they use as a front door in the asylum for retards where you live ?
Bars I guess .
We have no doors. The Asylum is an island, and all of us retards are allowed to wander its vastness.
Gee that's nice of them
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