Helga's Diary on a Cruise Ship (PG barely)

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  1. Greybeard

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    My brother sent this one today.


    HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP





    DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
    All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, and short sets.

    Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers - decided on

    This "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!


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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
    Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.

    Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.


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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
    At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.

    Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful

    Time. He is very attractive and attentive.


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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
    Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own

    Cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.

    He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my

    Husband.


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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
    Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there

    For rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

    Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.

    Again I declined.

    He told me that if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
    Today I saved 2600 lives.



    Twice.
     
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    Haha, I think I like your family Greybeard :D
     
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