Gross Star Wars lines (+16)

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  1. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    The old Star Wars trilogy is very very vulgar and perverse...It has sexual lines that are not for a movie "PG" rated!

    from "A new Hope"

    1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
    2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
    3. Look at the size of that thing!
    4. Sorry about the mess...
    5. You came in that thing! You're braver than I thought.
    6. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
    7. You've got something jammed in here real good.
    8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
    9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
    10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
    11. You're all clear kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!
    12. Get on top of it!
    13. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench...
    14. I'm on the leader.
    15. Negative, negative... Just impacted on the surface.
    16. Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
    17. Stretch out with your feelings.
    18. ...no match for a good blaster.
    19. He's got too much of his father in him.
    20. This oil bath is going to feel so good!
    21. It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.
    22. TK-421, why aren't you at your post?
    23. This is Red 5, I'm going in!
    24. The circle is now complete.
    25. The last time I felt it, was in the presence of my old master.

    The Empire Strikes back:

    1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
    2. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
    3. You must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled
    up like that, huh kid?
    4. Hurry up, golden rod...
    5. That's OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while.
    6. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come.....
    7. Control, control...You must learn control.
    8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
    9. Size matters not...judge me by my size do you?
    10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!
    11. Would it help if I got out and pushed?
    12. ...probably chewing on the power couplings.
    13. If only you knew the power of the dark side!
    14. In you must go.
    15. Mudhole? SLIMY?
    16. How do you get so big eating food of this kind?

    Return of the Jedi:

    1. Hey, point that thing someplace else.
    2. I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.
    3. I never knew I had it in me.
    4. There is good in him, I've felt it.
    5. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.
    6. Back door, huh? Good idea!
    7. She's gonna blow!
    8. I think you'll fit in nicely.
    9. Rise, my friend.
    10. Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you
    almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie!
     
  2. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    OMG! I should never have read this! *covers her eyes*
     
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  3. Lady Cyllíeth

    Lady Cyllíeth WillExplodeUnderPressure

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    you're not over 16,Firi! :eek:
    :p


    Now I know why you are so obsessed with Star Wars,Anankin... :p
     
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  4. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    my favorite is "he's got too much of his father in him!" lol really gross:D
     
  5. Padmé

    Padmé Mrs Cascador

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    Hahahaha yeh I remember nearly falling on the floor with laughing when you told me that one :D
     
  6. Elan Morin Tedronai

    Elan Morin Tedronai The Forsaken

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    Eww, you guys are gross. Lol, Ive heard em before, but they're still good for a laugh.
     
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  7. frodogurl49

    frodogurl49 Jedi Sabermistress

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    you guys need help. really.
    try this
    Impoved pant lines...
    We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
    The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
    I find your lack of pants disturbing.
    These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
    Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
    General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.
    I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
    TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
    Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
    You are unwise to lower your pants.
    She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
    Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
    You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.
    Luke. . . Help me remove these pants.
    Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
    That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
    A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
    Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
    Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
    Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. . . Your sister!
    Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
    Short pants is better than no pants at all.
     
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  8. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    *loool* Man, that's cool!
    But I think I have to forget everything here... at least until I'm 16!
     
  9. frodogurl49

    frodogurl49 Jedi Sabermistress

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    only one more year.
     
  10. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    Well, at least only one 40 days! And then I'll be allowed to read this! Yes!!
     
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    frodogurl49 Jedi Sabermistress

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    okay, less than a year, what ever.
     
  12. Lady Cyllíeth

    Lady Cyllíeth WillExplodeUnderPressure

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    Not when I can stop it,Firi!
    Mwahahaha!!!!!!
     
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    frodogurl49 Jedi Sabermistress

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    oookkkkk.....
     
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    isengard111 The Master Chief

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    Lady Cyllíeth WillExplodeUnderPressure

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    what the hell is oookkkkk????????
     
  16. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    Some the phantom menace lines:
    Tell them we wish to board at once.
    Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs.
    Is it in their nature to make us wait this long?
    I don’t want this stunted slime in my sight again
    What in blazes is going on down there?
    They're still coming through!
    Sir, they've gone up the ventilation shaft.
    We’d better do it somewhere besides here.
    It’s the least they can do, after the way they’ve treated us so far.
    At last we are getting results.
    It won't take long to recharge, but this is a lesson I hope you've learned, my young Padawan.
    You overdid it.
    QUI-GON: Come on, Jar-Jar!! MOVE!!
    JAR-JAR: No! Too scary!
    OBI-WAN: GET UP HERE!!
    That one will do
    This is getting out of hand...now there are two of them
    I feel it also, Master
    Soooo, let me takea thee out back, huh?
    THREEPIO: I beg your pardon, but what do you mean… naked?
    Artoo beeps.
    THREEPIO: (Cont'd) My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness. How embarrassing!
    QUI-GON: The Queen doesn’t need to know.
    PADME: (pouting) Well, I don't approve.
    The boy is good, no doubts there, huh?
    We could be stuck here a very long time
    I raised him...I can't explain what happened.
    I warn you, no funny business.
    QUI-GON: You all set, Ani?
    ANAKIN: Yep.
    QUI-GON: Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel. Don't think. Use your instincts.
    PADME: Here he comes!
    Amazing... a controlled thrust and he's back on course! What a move!
    OBI-WAN: Yes, Master. It shouldn’t take long.
    ANAKIN: (starting to cry) I can't do it, Mom. I just can't do it
     
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    Padmé Mrs Cascador

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    Forgot one from The Empire Strikes Back:

    Luke; out of breath "I cant.......... Its too big" :D
     
  18. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    So are we now gonna try to find lines of episode III?:D
     
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    Padmé Mrs Cascador

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    "Are you coming master?" Anakin Ep III
     
  20. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    Let's start from the beginning, these lines are actually from the comic but should be accurate

    okay gross perverted lines from episode III:

    -Anakin, they are all over me!
    -We got him!
    -This is where the fun begins!
    -We're coming up on your right
    -I sense Count Dooku
    -All right, I still have much to learn!
    -This time we do it together!
    -We don't want to make a mess in front of the Chancellor
    -I have been looking forward to this.
    -Good, Anakin, good! I knew you could do it!
    -I shouldn't have done that, it's not the Jedi way.
    -Easy, artoo!
    -are you coming, master?
    -Wait, not here!
    -all of this is unusual and it's making me feel uneasy.
    -Use your feelings, Anakin. Something is out of place here!
    -Anakin will not let me down, he never has.
    -Well there's always a first time (not in the movie, but in the comic)
    -I want more and I know I shouldn't
    -Anakin is like my brother, I cannot do this!