Groan!!

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  1. pigfish

    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    hey my jokes are never funny, thats why the thread is called groan!!

    and Friiicks were pretty bad as well!!

    :D
     
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    Nizati ShadowDagger

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    For those who don't get the fish one....
    I've changed… I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian
    I've changed...I've found God. I'm a born - again Christian

    pretty pathetisad..... but it's a great groaner......
     
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    Loud GROAN.......
     
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    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    lmao thats just weird
     
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    starshine StarShine

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    sorry about the butthead thing I did not mean it to anyone in paticulsr...I thought it deserved at least a small groan....lol....Here's another one....see if meets anyones groan meter......
    I guess mine are just plain sick realism.....I'll take them somewhere else...I'll try to find some JOKES>
    Love and light
     
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    Yes I know it's strange but for some reason I though a person from the UK with a name like pigfish might get it....lol.....
     
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    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    :yak: i didn't groan on that one. I just about threw up!
     
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    I sincerely apologize.....try this one...then I'll stop!
     
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    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    Four fonts walk into a bar.
    Barman says: "Oi! Get out! We don't want your type in here!"

    :)

    Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.
    Police say that he topped himself.

    Sorry!!
     
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    LOL I luv the last pic!!! that's horriblyfunny!

    and pigfish.... congrats... i cannot give you a groan... instead you get....

    *SUPER GROAN!* Followed by: *BANGS HEAD ON KEYBOARD*
     
  11. pigfish

    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    aww thanks - it makes it all worthwhile, course now i just have to up my game and find some worse ones!!

    Two cows standing next to each other in a field.

    Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

    "I don't believe you," replies Dolly.

    "It's true, no bull!"
     
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    "Because I've always wanted a multi storey carp ark!!!!"[/QUOTE]

    ok I think I get it....walk me through it just in case....if i'm right You get the largest groan for today!
     
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    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    yep its as bad as you think

    wordplay on multi storey car park
     
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    GGRRROOAN!!!
    car park here I think is called a parking ramp.....

    OK my husband thinks this is a groaner....I think is just....just...boring!...lol
     
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    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    lmao, i've had so many bad tan lines before from climbing harnesses and wet suits, its not pretty
     
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    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    I groan at all of them...I didn't even bug to read Huma's completely cause I already read it...:p
     
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    Hi Anikin!!! :)
    Missed you....

    now here's one more just 'cuz.......(I know I said I'd quit, but you'll learn not to encourage me...lol...?)
    my jokes are called toliet humor....(groan..!!)
     
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    I loved the movie "Sin City"....I consider it a "sleeper" and will show a cult (?) following for a long time. Nice Banner!

    I'm taking my toliet humor to the right thread...sorry about some of them...... :devilbat:
     
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    Two drug dealers get brought before a judge. The judge says that if they could get others to stop selling drugs over the weekend that they would be found innocent.

    That monday the judge said to the first one how many people did you get to stop doing drugs? He replied 15. The judge said very good how did you do it? The reply was I drew a small circle and a big circle and said that the small circle was your brain after doing drugs.

    The Judge said ok, how about you he said while pointing to the second guy. The reply was I got 1500 people to stop. The Judge said How in God's name did you get so many to stop. The guy said I also drew a big and little circle and said that the little circle was your asshole before jail.
     
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    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    ROFL!!!!

    will have to get hunting for more bad jokes!!