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  1. pigfish

    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    God called up Noah one day and said "Noah I need you to build me another ark"

    "What, like the last one?" says Noah

    "Er no................ I need this one to have 6 storeys"

    "So do you want me to lead all the animals two by two into the ark?"

    "No" says God "I want you to just take the fish on board"

    "Well what kind of fish do you want?" asks Noah

    "Just take the carp on board" answers God

    Noah looks confused and asks "Why just the carp?"

    God replied...........................











    Wait for it.............














    "Because I've always wanted a multi storey carp ark!!!!"
     
  2. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    *groans*
     
  3. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    you have a knack for posting the really bad jokes XD
     
  4. Running Wolf

    Running Wolf Join the Madness

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    *agrees with Nienor*
     
  5. pigfish

    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    i know - i guess its just a talent!!
     
  6. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    wow. that was just a horrible joke!
     
  7. pigfish

    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    here is another

    After undergoing a full medical, a nervous man summons up the courage to ask his doctor: "How long have I got left to live?"
    "Okay, I'll give it to you straight," the doctor replies. "Ten…"
    "Ten what?" asks the terrified man. "Years, months, weeks, days?"
    "Ten, nine, eight…"
     
  8. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    i have to say its better than the first :D
     
  9. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    *groans* :D
    Well, but I agree with Huma, the second one is better!
     
  10. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    another bad joke for the godness of this thread

    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
    Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
    Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
    Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
    Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
     
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  11. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    *groan* to every other joke in the thread except that one ^^ :D ;)

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That was a good one Huma!!! :D :D :D
     
  12. Nynaeve

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    Lol, that one was good. :D
     
  13. pigfish

    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    lmao!!

    nice, heres another (sorry)

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"

    The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

    The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."
     
  14. Gil-Galad_360

    Gil-Galad_360 Aran Noldorin

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  15. pigfish

    pigfish Superstar DJ!!!

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    sorry!!

    One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed upon prawn.
    "I hate being a prawn," says Justin. "I wish I were a shark."
    Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. "Your wish is granted," he says.
    Instantly, Justin becomes a shark. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn.
    With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out Christian.
    As he approaches, he shouts out: "It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed… I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian.
     
  16. friiik

    friiik one of the many

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    Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who
    swallowed ten quarters?
    Nurse: No change yet.

    Q. Why couldn't the pony talk?
    A. Because he was a little hoarse.

    Q. What do you get if you cross a bear with a skunk?
    A. Winnie the Phew!

    ...pigfish, didn`t get that last one...but hey,I`m the new guy...heh
     
  17. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    now those really make me groan!
     
  18. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    *groans*
    Euhm... I didn't get pigfish's last one either. But hey, I'm some stupid German girl, I don't have to understand everything. xD
     
  19. Liadan

    Liadan Insert Title Here

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    *groans at all of 'em except Huma's*
    OMG, that was hilarious, Huma! :D
     
  20. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    *groan*

    They are so bad. :p

    Huma's is still one of the best jokes I've read in a while. :D

    And I can't believe no one gets pigfish's last joke. It's not funny, but I get it. :p