Got Beard!?

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  1. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    ....well everything has a smell silly - what do you think noses are for?!

    and beards do not smell bad!!
     
  2. Springheeled Jack

    Springheeled Jack Lurking in the shadows

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    I can't say I noticed any particular odour off mine. It's slightly inconvenient, but so far it remains as fragrant as the rest of me (which isn't saying much).:D
     
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    Lego God amongst men

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    Haha. Oh well.
     
  4. Prince_Kheldar

    Prince_Kheldar Beard Lover

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    Not that I have slept with a bearded man, yet, but I beg to differ. I imagine it would be ever so pleasant.
     
  5. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    Ahem....and exactly how old are you? [​IMG]
     
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    I imagine it would itch.
     
  7. Prince_Kheldar

    Prince_Kheldar Beard Lover

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    I imagine it would feel nice.
     
  8. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    beard does not itch!

    and its far better than a face of sandpaper -which is what the "manly stubble" is
     
  9. Prince_Kheldar

    Prince_Kheldar Beard Lover

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    Facial hair, stubble or beard, all feels nice to the skin of someone else. Though, I have to admit a good beard is better, it feels a bit softer.
     
  10. Árëlin Milloway

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    I would have to agree. Stubble = Sandpaper. It might look good, but it doesn't feel nice. I've already had this debate with Met. xD
     
  11. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Depends on the length. The very short stubble is a lot rougher.
     
  12. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    See so a nice long beard would be silky :)
     
  13. Prince_Kheldar

    Prince_Kheldar Beard Lover

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    The beard.
    makes men look good, makes men good to snoggle.
    Provides a good feeling against the loving woman-or man-s skin.
    Go beards.
     
  14. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    I'd prefer not to look like a tramp.
     
  15. Overread

    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    Well you know if you wash and change your clothes you should be fine with a beard ;)
     
  16. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    No no. Beard auto makes you look like a tramp. If you've washed and changed clothes you just look like a tramp who broke into someone's house and used their bathroom and stole their clothes.
     
  17. Prince_Kheldar

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    You don,t look like a tramp, you look like a man. capital M.
     
  18. Meteorain

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    A male tramp. Excellent.
     
  19. Timothy Guilt

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    I agree. I've had random people come up to me and ask me whether I have a joint on me.

    Scraggly Beard = Tramp + Junkie.
     
  20. Prince_Kheldar

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    Pff. All the best men have beards. Jesus, Sokrates, Da Vinci, Santa. Need I say more?