Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Overread, Dec 19, 2009.
Lol, heya *waves*
Beards aren't good. They're merely more convenient than shaving. It's the lesser of two evils. If you gave men the chance to be hairless and to never have to shave again 95% would go for it. Scraping your face away is no fun at all.
Then don,t do it.
Bah you weaklines with your smooth shiny faces! Ya'll ain't got a proper manly face that way!
Right you are, OR! Listen to him Jack, he is wise!
There's nothing wise about scraping sharp bits of metal across your throat, or having a forest growing on your face. If you live alone on the mountains then the wildman look is probably not a big deal, but for those of us who have to function in civilised society neither option is particularly palatable. I don't like having a beard, but I hate shaving. A happy medium would be a boon. Possibly a hairless existence with the possibility of donning a false beard when the need arises. That would be bliss.
A beard is the symbol of wiseness in a man, just like I told you earlier, just look at Belgarath and Gandalf! And Jesus. Yes, you can say that he was crucified and all that, but hey, you cannot say that he was wise. According to the only source of info we have about him.
So, there you go!
I got called Jesus once - shop till worker said it!
apparently I look like him...
If jesus were proper and british that is
A beard is a symbol of someone too lazy to shave.
I don't have a beard, they don't suit me. Manly stubble will do.
now manly stubble there is a creature too lazy to shave!
its not manly its lazy
A beard is something you grow - nurture - take care off and such - its far more than not shaving
Stubble though is just trying to be clean shaven at least two days a week
Stubble is good too. But beard is the best. Many women likes beards. Men do so many foolish things to try and impress women, it would be so much easier if they all would just come to senses and grow a beard.
wait even the women o,O
Beards look messy and there is always bits of food in them.
That's beardist slander that is!!!
just cause you can't grow a proper one.
And jam in the moustache. It,s like a storage system!
makes bearded ones all the sweeter to kiss
Haha, now that,s a good argument.
That's plants you're thinking of. Possibly petunias. Certainly not beards. Only loonies 'nurture' beards. If you're currently a resident of Broadmoor then you can be excused, otherwise you should be locked up for your own protection.
I always imagine a beard wouldn't be pleasant during sex either. Plus they are smelly.
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