Gorela and the Redneck

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    A small zoo in
    Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

    Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
    difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian
    determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make
    matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

    Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of
    Billy Bob Burnett, a redneck part-time worker responsible
    for cleaning the turtle cages. Billy Bob, like most
    rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to
    satisfy a female of any species.

    The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Billy
    Bob was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
    to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

    Billy Bob showed some interest, but said he would have to
    think the matter over carefully.

    The following day, he announced that he would accept their
    offer, but only under five conditions:

    "First", Billy Bob said, "I ain't gonna
    kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to
    this condition.

    "Second", he said, "She must wear a
    'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper
    again readily agreed to this condition.

    "Third", he said, "You
    can't never tell no one about this." The
    keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

    "Fourth", Billy Bob said, "I want all the
    children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was
    agreed.

    "And last," Billy Bob said, "I'll need
    another week to come up with the $500.00."