Good news (PG)

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  1. JNK

    JNK King of tards

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    Jenine, a curvy blonde enters into John's cabin and says to her boss, "John, I'm afraid I've bad news for you."

    John staring at his secretary's curves, replies, "Sweetheart, why do you always have to give me bad news? Give me some good news for a change."

    Jenine replies, "Well, if you insist, the good news is that you are not sterile....."
     
  2. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Ba dum tss

    So what's the bad news then? (he asked all so innocently) I believe I'm too young to understand. heh
     
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    JNK King of tards

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    yeah right :)
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Well, a sweet little lamb like myself, still a minor, has no change of understanding such things. *smiles*






    heh