One morning, a husband, turns to his lovely wife, "Honey, we're going fishing this weekend, just you, me and the dog." The wife frowns, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go...? I really don't want to go!" "Ok, I'll give you three choices... One, You come fishing with me and the dog... Two, You give me a bl*w job.... or Three, you take it up the a$$!" The wife frowns even more, "But I don't want to do any of those things!" "I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!" The wife sits and thinks about it. A half hour later the husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, B*** JOB, or A** The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a **** job!" "Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Ew! It tastes totally disgusting... It tastes sh*tty and stuff!" "Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."