Gin & Tonics Cure Coronavirus

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  1. Kelmourne

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    www.nature.com/articles/s41422-020-0282-0
    www.asbmb.org/asbmb-today/science/020620/could-an-old-malaria-drug-help-fight-the-new-coron
    Tonic water contains Quinine. What this means is...

    Gin & Tonics Cure Coronavirus
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Oh big deal hippy .
    PCP cures everything .
     
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    And here I was, making a grown-up decision the other day and buying a tray of ginger ale to have with my gin, instead of tonic water, because I have become old and confident enough to admit that I really cannot stand the taste of tonic water... I'm doomed
     
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    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    I am banking on the fact that wine has now surpassed blood in my body to keep me alive. Or at least make me a Skeksis type overlord of the wasteland of humanity.
     
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    What about whiskey? Does that cure anything?
     
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    It only cures being a total loser
     
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    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    Uh Oh...watch the stores empty as the Kak man buys up!! #hoarder
     
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    I consider myself more of a horder
     
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    I've been having near daily cocktails of gin, grapefruit seltzer, and powdered vitamin c. So ...
     
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    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    Not a hodor?

    You will possibly not survive, but your gay will...
     
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    The gay will rule the earth! And I will die...
     
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    I ran out of gin and vitamin c :/
     
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    I’m taking Vitamin D and B12
     
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    I've been drinking this recently, I think it might be my favourite.

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