G-Rated Dumb Joke

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  1. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    you need a special sense of humor to appreciate this 1 :D :


    What does an elephant and a bunch of grapes have in common?
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    They both have trunks...except the grapes

    LOL
     
  2. Skyanide

    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    Well, that's appropriate because we always thought that you were a little "special". :p

    Hehe

    Sky
     
  3. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    :mad: :( What's that supposed to mean??? ;)
     
  4. Skyanide

    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    Well, "special" in a niiiice way.....;)
     
  5. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    oh..well good then :D :D :D

    :p
     
  6. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    *scratches her head* Hmmm.. Just don't get it. :p
     
  7. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    it's only funny to those with a keen intellect ;) :D :p
     
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    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    Or the exact opposite issue. :D
     
  9. Gûd Daedheloth

    Gûd Daedheloth Foe of Morgoth's Realm

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    Hmmmm.... then I guess "keen" doesn't mean what I thought it meant. :D
     
  10. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    Yea yea laugh it up....someday when you're as smart as me you will appreciate it :D :D :D :cool: :p
     
  11. Gûd Daedheloth

    Gûd Daedheloth Foe of Morgoth's Realm

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    As smart as you? I don't think my IQ is likely to drop into the negatives. :D
     
  12. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha ha....so funny :p

    I'll have you know I once one of the smartest in my HS class and in college was on the Deans List every semester and graduated cum laude...so there! :p :p :p
     
  13. Gûd Daedheloth

    Gûd Daedheloth Foe of Morgoth's Realm

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    And your class was made up of how many people? 2? :D
    The Dean's List of what? Troublemakers?
     
  14. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    Yes, that's it..you got me :p :rolleyes:
     
  15. Gûd Daedheloth

    Gûd Daedheloth Foe of Morgoth's Realm

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    Ha! Victory! :D
     
  16. Skyanide

    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    One question?

    At this high school.
    Short bus or long bus?

    Hehe
     
  17. Gûd Daedheloth

    Gûd Daedheloth Foe of Morgoth's Realm

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    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    Ya'll are EVIL meanies :p :p :rolleyes:
     
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    That's what you get for telling jokes that aren't funny. :D
     
  20. Gûd Daedheloth

    Gûd Daedheloth Foe of Morgoth's Realm

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    "Ya'll"????????????? No comment. ;) :D