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    just quotes from books, games, tv series, movies...
     
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    Stargate Universe, Season 2, Episode 16

    Lt. Scott: We just saw one of them eat its own vomit. How smart can they be?
     
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    "Firefly" Season 1, episode: Shindig (written by Jane Espenson)

    This happens after Malcolm has (painfully) defeated his opponent (who is a complete jerk) in a sword fight:

    "Mercy is the mark of a great man!"
    *stabs defeated opponent*
    "I guess I'm just a good man"
    *stabs opponent again*
    "Well.... I'm alright."

    Somehow it doesn't seem as funny when you write it out... too bad.... I laughed out loud when I saw it :)
     
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    Taliesyn It's a feral reality out there, kids.

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    Firefly is awesome, S.J., which makes you even more awesome for liking it! :banana:

    Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
    Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
    Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
    Thor: He's adopted.
     
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    I can just imagine the possibilities for this thread. It's already started to bloom.

    I laughed out loud reading your post, S.J.
    Gotta love when Thor teams up with the Hulk, huh, Eph?

    I'll get an obvious one out of the way.

    "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" Princess Leia to Luke Skywalker.

    I don't know how the farm boy ever lived that one down :D
     
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    Stargate SG1, season 1, ep 15

    Gen. Hammond: Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs.
    Col. O'Neill: Since when?
     
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    Ha! Yeah, I loved that scene, Cloud! :D

    This quote's from an episode of the gloriously cool Adventure Time.

    Finn: A long time ago, when I was a baby, I went boom boom on a leaf. Then I fell backwards and sat in my own boom boom and cried for a day, but no one came to help me. That day I vowed to help anyone in need, no matter how small their problem! And that's why I need to go.
     
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    Dr. Grace Augustine: How much lab training have you had?
    Jake Sully: I dissected a frog once.
    Dr. Grace Augustine: Ya see, ya see? They're just pissing on us without even giving us the courtesy of calling it rain.
     
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    OK Firefly fans! Another one of my favourite Firefly funny quotes:
    Episode: Heart of Gold, don't know who it was written by and I'm too lazy to go downstairs and hunt up the DVD :p

    Malcolm: "Inara, will you consent to be on my arm tonight?"
    Inara: "Will you wash it first?"

    You have to see that one on the screen... the 2 characters are priceless in how they interact with each other!
     
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    Babylon 5, ep. The War Prayer

    Ambassador Londo: Here. Look. These are my three wives: Pestilence, Famine, and Death.[N]

    Ambassador Londo: They inspired me! Knowing that they were waiting for me is what keeps me here — 75 light-years away.
     
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    Babylon 5, Ep. Voices of Authority

    Ivanova: At least it tells us that they understand our language. They're just not willing to speak to us in it.
    Marcus: Who knew they were French? …Sorry.