I have stated that funny threads and funny things are very welcome here, so I decided to create a "funny" poll. On first sight, it may seem funny but could be serious as well. It is a sort of imagination of the following situation: Author X wrote an epic fantasy novel about green ogres (of course you can replace ogres by dwarves, elves, trolls whatever race). Green ogres have green skin with scales, a third eye in the mid of their forebrows (like Cyclops) and they have a broomstick-brush as hair. One day, you meet such a green ogre. First you think that it could be a LARP-actor, but then you feel unsure about it because the ogre looks so real. So, the question is: What would you do (with the ogre or as a reaction of seeing him)? The poll has different (a lot at least) options. To facilitate your decisions, I will explain in short the options. There will be the possibility of I do not know, then you think this ogre stupid and call the mental home, you get afraid and call the police, you accept him among you no matter what, you think he is a LARPER and try to wipe his green scales off. When they could not be removed to rub his skin off his bones. Or whatever options will still come into my mind. If you do not mind, I would like to read I reason "why" for your vote ... and you have the possibility to vote for more than one answer.