Funny Poll: What would you do if you'd met a green ogre?

Discussion in 'Polls' started by Forgotten Realms, Jan 19, 2012.

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What would you do, if you'd meet a "green ogre"?

  1. I do not know

    50.0%
  2. The ogre is crazy and you call the mental home

    50.0%
  3. You are afraid because of being attacked and call the police

    50.0%
  4. You accept the ogre as he is among yourselves as a friend

    50.0%
  5. You do not care about the ogre but tolerate him being there

    50.0%
  6. I would call him non-existent and deprive him of his right to live

    50.0%
  7. I think it is a LARPER that is a good choice looking so real

    50.0%
  8. I am unsure of him being real and would try to analyze the ogre

    100.0%
  9. I would try to peel his skin off and tear his brush out to debunk him as a LARPER

    50.0%
  10. When I cannot be friend with or debunk him, I would kill him

    50.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Forgotten Realms

    Forgotten Realms Human Version of Drizzt

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    I have stated that funny threads and funny things are very welcome here, so I decided to create a "funny" poll. On first sight, it may seem funny but could be serious as well.

    It is a sort of imagination of the following situation:

    Author X wrote an epic fantasy novel about green ogres (of course you can replace ogres by dwarves, elves, trolls whatever race). Green ogres have green skin with scales, a third eye in the mid of their forebrows (like Cyclops) and they have a broomstick-brush as hair.
    One day, you meet such a green ogre. First you think that it could be a LARP-actor, but then you feel unsure about it because the ogre looks so real.

    So, the question is: What would you do (with the ogre or as a reaction of seeing him)?

    The poll has different (a lot at least) options. To facilitate your decisions, I will explain in short the options.

    There will be the possibility of I do not know, then you think this ogre stupid and call the mental home, you get afraid and call the police, you accept him among you no matter what, you think he is a LARPER and try to wipe his green scales off. When they could not be removed to rub his skin off his bones. Or whatever options will still come into my mind.

    If you do not mind, I would like to read I reason "why" for your vote ... and you have the possibility to vote for more than one answer.
     
  2. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    I would certainly doubt that it's a real ogre, so after overcoming my initial astonishment I would probably try to find out who or what 'it' is - very cautiously, of course. I think in order to precisely say how I would react I'd have to know how the ogre would react when seeing me. I would definitely try not to draw any attention to myself, because even if this ogre turned out to be a human in a costume I still wouldn't want to cause any sort of conflict.
     
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  3. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    Put him in a pot and cook him
     
  4. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    Fixed :p
     
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