Funniest Moments

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  1. Appaliq

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    hehe, Good moment there. I also like the exchange between Gendry and Arya. Something like,

    "If you need help hoot like an owl."
    "That's stupid, if I need help I'll shout 'help'!"
     
  2. LyannaWolfBlood

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    “Bad enough when the dead come walking, now the Old Bear wants them talking as well? No good will come of that, I’ll warrant. And who’s to say the bones wouldn’t lie? Why should death make a man truthful, or even clever? The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints - the ground’s too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does he get more worms than I do…” –Dolorous Edd
     
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    I hope other people find this funnie because I was LMAO when I read it
    Genna to Jamie
    "Jamie," she said, tuging on his ear, "sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna's breast. you smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg, and there's some of Kevan in you, wlse you would not wear that cloak ... but Tyrion is Tywin's son, not you."

    And when the whore says, "'I'm the queen o' whores'
    No Jamie thought, my sweet sister holds that title too."
     
  4. Appaliq

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    Good quotes. I love Genna! Right before that she comes in and tells Jamie she's sorry for his lose and he says something like, "I have a new hand. Made of gold." I can't remember her reply but it was funny.
     
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    ^^ "Very nice. Will they make you a new father as well?" - Classic :D
     
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    Thought this was pretty funny. When Dany meets with the Titan's Bastard outside of Yunkai.

    "If you please me, I might bring the Second Songs over to your side." [Mero]
    "If you bring the Second Sons over to my side, I might not have you gelded." [Dany]
    "Little girl, another woman once tried to geld me with her teeth. She has no teeth now, but my sword is as long and thick as ever. Shall I take it out and show you?"
    "No need. After my eunuchs cut it off, I can examine it at my leisure."
     
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    Lol. yeah. 's pretty funny. :p
     
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    "Why are you sorry? Because Bronn's an insolent, black-hearted rogue? He's always been an insolent black-hearted rogue, that's what I liked about him."

    I love that quote :).
     
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    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    Always good for a laugh is our Dolorous Edd, every comment is a jape even if he does not mean it!
     
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    Exactly :). Here's a couple even funnier, if that's possible.

    "Nothing ever goes missing that they don't look at me, ever since that time I lost my horse. As if that could be helped. He was white and it was snowing, what did they expect?"

    “We’ll defend the Wall to the last man” – Cotter Pyke
    “Probably me” – Dolorous Edd

    ...and a few more random quotes...

    “His hands were cold as ice, but he saved us from the dead men, him and his ravens, and he brought us here on his elk” – Gilly
    “His elk?”, said Bran, wonderstruck.
    “His elk?”, said Meera, startled.
    “His ravens?”, said Jojen.
    "Hodor?”, said Hodor.

    "Yes, father, I know", he said wearily. "Spikes. Heads. Walls." - Tyrion

    “Nor to we mean to bandy words with you, Littlefinger” – Bronze Yohn Royce
    “What a pity. I do so love a nicely bandied word” – Littlefinger
     
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    lol, Those are some really good quotes Lyanna.
     
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    Yeah, they are. Especially Tyrion's. :D
     
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    Happy to oblige :).
     
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    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    "When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?"

    "Was it a long fall? Did landing in the pool of water save his life?"

    "No. He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing all those rocks.

    ~Dolorous Edd.
     
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    lol, Very funny Renz.
     
  16. LyannaWolfBlood

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    Nice one Renz! :)

    Tyrion in times of crisis...

    "Take heart, father. At least Rhaegar Targaryen is still dead"
     
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    That one just depresses me, Lya. :( :p
     
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    Lol :D. But it's such a good one all the same :p.
     
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    Of course it is, but... Rhaegar! D=
     
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    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    “You ****ing son of a pox-ridden ass. I hope you die of a bloody flux”-Tyrion

    “How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?” –a clansman
    “In my own bed, with a belly full of wine & a maiden’s mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty” –Tyrion

    “When Maester Aemon heard him sing, he said his voice was honey poured over thunder. Toad sometimes sings too, if you call it singing…Pyp says his voice is piss poured over a fart.” –Jon

    “If I could pray with my cock, I’d be much more religious” -Tyrion

    I think I nearly lol'd to death
     
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