Funniest Moments

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  1. Liadan

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    LOL. Tyrion rocks!
     
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    Omega3R Mi ne sijemo.

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    gosh, how i love him!!!

    it laughed my brains out when i saw cersei think: "THE DWARF IS COMING TO GET ME!!!"
     
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    Cersei has some funny moments in AFFC definately. Not because she's funny, just because she's so paranoid.
     
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    Because she's an idiot, you mean. :p
     
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    lol, Or that.
     
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    I highlighted this mostly because it's the first time we meet Marillion (I had no idea he was in the first book!), but it's kind of funny too.

    "The Hand's tourney means rich lords with fat purses. The last time I came away with more silver than I could carry...or would have, if I hadn't lost it all betting on the Kingslayer to win the day." [Marillion]
    "The gods frown on the gambler," Ser Rodrik said sternly. He was of the north, and shared the Stark views on tournaments.
    "They frowned on me, for certain," the singer said. "Your cruel gods and the Knight of Flowers altogether did me in."
    "No doubt it was a lesson for you," Ser Rodrik said.
    "It was. This time my coin will champion Ser Loras."
     
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    "Go ahead, call me all the names you want," Sansa said airily. "You won't dare when I'm married to Joffery. You'll have to bow to me and call me Your Grace." She shrieked as Arya flung the orange across the table. It caught her in the middle of the forehead with a wet squish and plopped down into her lap.
    "You have juice on your face, Your Grace," Arya said.
     
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    Jaime's hand being cut off. I damn near laughed my ass off.
     
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    Not funny! One of the worst parts ever.
     
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    Agreed, I felt sick to my stomach when they cut off his hand.
     
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    Tyrion at the duel of Oberyn and Gregor Clegane: "I feel innocenter by the instant"
     
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    Lol, so ironic. :p
     
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    Tyrion is an evil little twisted monkey demon isnt he?
     
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    it was funny when lysa arryn flew away.
    god, i loved it!

    and that what little sansa wrote, about her being called YOUR GRACE.
    i hated sansa at the moment, and later i just felt sorry for her.
     
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    "What do you want, Bronn? Land? Gold? Women? Keep me alive, and you'll have it."
    Bronn blew gently on the fire, and the flames lept higher. "And if you die?"
    "Why then, I'll have one mourner whose grief is sincere," Tyrion said, grinning.


    This isn't witty funny, but funny because I imagine the "ass" part not referring to the donkey.

    "We were following, m'lord," said Quent, the youngest of them, his beard a soft brown fuzz. "Only first we waited for Maester Luwin and his ass, begging your pardons..."
     
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    "I'll cut off your manhood a burn it over a fire!"
    "What, no goats" tyrion said taking a bite of cheese

    "I don't even know who my mother is..."
    "Probally some woman. Most of them are"
     
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    This Cersei and Tyrion exchange from ACOK is one of my favourite.


    "I am Joffrey's regent, and I sent him a royal command".

    "And he ignored you," Tyrion pointed out. "He has quite a large army, he can do that".

    "If I name this letter a forgery, and tell them to throw you into a dungeon, no one will ignore that, I promise you".

    "No one," he agreed amiably. "Least of all our father. The one with the army".


    It never fails to make me laugh :).
     
  19. Patkun

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    "He pronounced it admirable. Doubtless if I showed him the contents of my privy, he would pronounce them admirable as well."
    Stannis is so underappreciated.
     
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    What if the wolves come?

    yeild? arya suggested