I was thinking last night that GRRM has a pretty good sense of humor. Here's an example from aCoK: Podrick is sent to wake Bronn in the middle of the night . . . Tyrion "You should have dressed warmly." Bronn "Are we going somewhere?" Tyrion "Are all sell swords as smart as you?" Might not be the exact verbage but you get the point. What are your favorites?