Flakopolis

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  1. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    A long ride into the mountains brings every rider to one huge road leading to Flakopolis. The road paved with cold stone, the sides lined with hanging corpses of enemies. At the end lies a great cliff wall, higher than most mountains, reering up in the sun, like everest cut in half. And upon the rock gleams the tower of Flakopis, Fortress of the Flake Empire.

    A Ring of Wall miles in Diameter stands thinker than a village, half a mile high with gates impenitrable, walls of stone that can never be broken, topped with cruel spikes of iron, lined everywhere with parapets and archers balconies. Within are the building, imperial in their grandeur, towering within the wall but still reaching shy of the top my a long way. Everywhere lined by soldiers marching the the streets. the banners of the flakers flying from every window.

    And at the fortress' centre lies the great tower, a mile high, higher than all other man made structures, the tower gleaming in the sun, the polished stone a symbol of the unbreakable might of the Flake Empire. housing the Flake knights, the heroes of the empire, warriors unmatched in strength, generals of greatest mastery.

    Here lies Flakopolis, Capitol of the Flae Empire, wall unbroken, the tower rising high as the pride of the Flakers.

    Standing atop the high balcony is Crusader. A man, no, something worse, feared by all. Looking over the mighty city he speaks to his fellow warriors.

    "This, the home of our might, this the fortress unbroken, this the throne of the Flake Empire, is our command post, our home. This is our base of command, where we may wlak with pride, plan our attacks, make our declarations, and ready ourselves for almighty battle. The Antiflakes stand scared, their base is shadowed by the might of Flakopolis."

    Smiling with unbearable malice, Crusader points out afar beyond the horizon, to where the Antiflake base is.

    "The First order of this war to be said from this, the Balcony of address, is A Public Declaration of War against the Antiflakes. We shall crush our enemy, we shall smash them to smithereens, they will die by our hands. Hear me.

    Now is the hour, now is the time, now all begins anew, the war is to be fought once more, raise your arms, prepair to march. We Declare war upon the Anitflakes!!"

    A great cheer rises, and the shouts and cries sound the forboding of battle, death awaiting the coming storm.
     
  2. LadyoftheGoldenWood

    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    crusader you make me want to cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    I hoep you mean in a good way.
     
  4. LadyoftheGoldenWood

    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    ya it was so so there is not ever a word to say how great it was your first post that is.
     
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    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    I like to make first posts count. :D
     
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    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    lol you sure did that one!!!
     
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    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    well are the anti-flake hiding again?!?!?!?!!?!?
     
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    Princess Celebmirril PRINCESS

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    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    no you allways are!!!!!
     
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    Princess Celebmirril PRINCESS

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    Not all the time
     
  11. LadyoftheGoldenWood

    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    meh that is what you think!
     
  12. Princess Celebmirril

    Princess Celebmirril PRINCESS

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    I think I would know if I was on all the time.
     
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    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    yaeh yuou hide off line and then you get on and you hide!!!!
     
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    Princess Celebmirril PRINCESS

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    No I have a little thing called college to do everyday it is not like I have all this free time to sit around and wait for you flakers to get online.
     
  15. Wisconsin

    Wisconsin Art House Member

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    Yeah, really. How are you on all the time LadyGW?
     
  16. LadyoftheGoldenWood

    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    I am not on all the time I am not on at night!! I am on in the day b/c I do most of my school at night when EBM is on the comp. and in the day when I do my schooh I am by the comp.
     
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    Wisconsin Art House Member

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    [sarcasm] that wanst confuzzleing or anything... no... [/sarcasm]
     
  18. LadyoftheGoldenWood

    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    do not get your post indy!!!!!
     
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    ok so who want to party any one at all!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
     
  20. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Okay people, it is clear that EBM has shown miself to come back, he's made two posts recently so he might come back fully or at least for battles.

    So lets prepair.

    Title wise, with me as lord general (currently the most experience battle commander in the flakers, EBM can dispute this when he's back) and cur as leutenant of flakes (and we'll give him another title for show......'First councillor of The Grand flake empire'.......?Its ego inflateing and it elludes to his high status). EBM will need his own title, and as hes the king it has to be big and fancy so hows this:

    The king of Flakedom
    The ever truimphant lord of Flakopolis
    The Flake Empire's all powerful and glorious leader
    EBM

    Thats enought to satisfly ANYONE's ego.