Favourite quotes from the Simpsons!

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  1. Lirael

    Lirael Smile!

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    Homer: I smell cake. Cake that says so long and... *sniffs* And BEST WISHES! *runs off*
    Nelson: Your old man has an awesome nose.
    Bart: Oh, that's nothing. He can actually hear pudding.

    (after Tony Blair has welcomed the family to the UK)
    *Tony Blair flies away*
    Homer: I can't believe we just met Mr Bean!!
     
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    Burns: Now that Smithers was out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulance.

    Someone dishonouring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas!

    Luigi: Homer gave my restaurant a bad review, so my friend puts a horses head in his bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review!
     
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    ralph: "the doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i'd just keep my finger out of there!"

    homer: "This has purple in it. purple is a fruit."

    burns: "i suggest you leave immediately"
    homer: "or what? you'll release the dogs or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"


    ahhhh. i am a simpsons junkie. sigh.
     
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    Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
     
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    LMAO, that's one of my favorites. :D

    I have the Simpson's Game for my PS3, and it's hilarious. As you're playing, the random towns people you come across say random quotes from the show. My favorite is Ralph, "The leprechaun tells me to burn things!"
     
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    I love the one with Handsome Pete (a midget who looks like Krusty and dances for money, for those of you who have forgotten).
     
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    Aye Carumba!
     
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    Hmmm, they have the internet on computers now.
     
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    '' Bart, with 10,000$ we could by all useful thing in life, like love! ''

    (Btw, love The Simpsons, they are great. Hope you never quit!)
     
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    Three cheers for alcohol, the cause and soloution of most of lifes problem.- the beer baron(homer)
     
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    But with Smithers out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence- Mr Burns in Who shot mr Burns?
     
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    "Oh lisa you and your stories...Bart is a vampire(!), beer kills brain cells(!)"

    Grandpa: Quick, we must kill the boy!
    Marge: How did you know he was a vampire?
    Grandpa: he's a vampire!? AAAHHH *runs away*

    Both quotes are from a Treehouse of Horror episode,
     
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    Homer: Oh, i am so full.
    Lisa: Yes, me too.
    Homer: I am not full. (Take's Lisa's food and eats it.)