Favourite quotes from the Simpsons!

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  1. Lirael

    Lirael Smile!

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    Homer: I smell cake. Cake that says so long and... *sniffs* And BEST WISHES! *runs off*
    Nelson: Your old man has an awesome nose.
    Bart: Oh, that's nothing. He can actually hear pudding.

    (after Tony Blair has welcomed the family to the UK)
    *Tony Blair flies away*
    Homer: I can't believe we just met Mr Bean!!
     
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    Burns: Now that Smithers was out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulance.

    Someone dishonouring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas!

    Luigi: Homer gave my restaurant a bad review, so my friend puts a horses head in his bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review!
     
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    ralph: "the doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i'd just keep my finger out of there!"

    homer: "This has purple in it. purple is a fruit."

    burns: "i suggest you leave immediately"
    homer: "or what? you'll release the dogs or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"


    ahhhh. i am a simpsons junkie. sigh.
     
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    Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
     
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    LMAO, that's one of my favorites. :D

    I have the Simpson's Game for my PS3, and it's hilarious. As you're playing, the random towns people you come across say random quotes from the show. My favorite is Ralph, "The leprechaun tells me to burn things!"
     
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    I love the one with Handsome Pete (a midget who looks like Krusty and dances for money, for those of you who have forgotten).
     
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    Aye Carumba!
     
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    Hmmm, they have the internet on computers now.
     
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    '' Bart, with 10,000$ we could by all useful thing in life, like love! ''

    (Btw, love The Simpsons, they are great. Hope you never quit!)
     
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    Three cheers for alcohol, the cause and soloution of most of lifes problem.- the beer baron(homer)
     
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    But with Smithers out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence- Mr Burns in Who shot mr Burns?
     
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    "Oh lisa you and your stories...Bart is a vampire(!), beer kills brain cells(!)"

    Grandpa: Quick, we must kill the boy!
    Marge: How did you know he was a vampire?
    Grandpa: he's a vampire!? AAAHHH *runs away*

    Both quotes are from a Treehouse of Horror episode,
     
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    Homer: Oh, i am so full.
    Lisa: Yes, me too.
    Homer: I am not full. (Take's Lisa's food and eats it.)
     
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    Not a quote, per-se, but a noise: Ralph Wiggum.

     
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    Doctor: "It could vastly increase your brain power. Or it could possibly kill you"
    Homer: "Increase my killing power eh? Let's do it!"
     
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    *Police Chief Wiggum knocks the door, Jasper opens*

    Wiggum: Eh hi! Em... can we take a look at your leg?
    *Jasper pops off his wooden leg*
    Jasper: Yeah, that's real spruce! You like it?
    Smithers: Phew, thank god! Sir, I... I only hope you can forgive me for shooting your wooden leg...
    Jasper: You shot who in the what now?!

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    Homer: WOOHOO! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma anymore!
    *sets it on fire, house starts to burn*
    Homer: *dancing* I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

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    Skinner: Why there are no children here at the 4H Club either. Am I so out of touch?!..... No, it's the children who are wrong.

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    Homer: There's three ways to do things! The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
    Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
    Homer: Yeah but faster!

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    Skinner: All right, first Academic Alert. Wiggum, Ralph!
    Ralph: I won! I won!
    Skinner: No, no, Ralph. This means you're failing English.
    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

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    Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! *shakes his well formed ass*
    Homer: *screams and covers eyes* Quit it! Must wash eyes!
    *Homer starts to slide away down the ski slope*
    Homer: Uh oh... Okay don't panic! Remember what the instructor said!
    *memory bubble appears*
    Instructor: If you ever get into trouble, all you need to do is-
    *replaced by Flanders*
    Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL! *close up on Flanders' ass*
    Homer: Dyah! Stupid sexy Flanders!

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    *Bart as a vampire is about to bite Lisa*
    Homer: BART! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis-wait a minute! You are a vampire!
    *Grandpa Simpsons runs in with hammer and wooden stake in hands*
    Grandpa: Quick! We have to kill the boy!!
    Marge: How'd you know he's a vampire?
    Grandpa: He's a vampires? AHHHHH!! *runs away*

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    Louie: Johnny Tightlips! Where'd they hit ya?!
    Johnny: I ain't sayin' nuthin'!
    Louie: But what do I tell the doctor?!
    Johnny: Tell him to suck a lemon!

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    *phone rings*

    Moe: Oh, telephone. Flamin' Moes.
    Bart: Uh yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.
    Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, HUGH JASS! Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
    Hugh: I'm Hugh Jass!
    Moe: Telephone.
    Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
    Bart: Eh... Hi!
    Hugh: Who's this?
    Bart: Bart Simpson
    Hugh: Well, what can I do for you Bart?
    Bart: Uh look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now.
    Hugh: All right, better luck next time! *hangs up* What a nice young man!

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    Maude Flanders: Excuse me, Edna! I don't think we're talking about love here! We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
    Krusty: Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!

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    *Grandpa Simpson working at Krusty Burger, working the radio*

    Grandpa: Come in! Come in! Mayday! We're losing your transmission!
    Customer: I SAID FRENCH FRIES!!!
    Grandpa: What the... do we sell 'French..... fries'?!!

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    And many, many more.... Though I stopped watching The Simpsons after around Season 14, the quality just started to become so poor it was no longer worth it. Jumped over to Futurama.
     
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    *Marge succeeds in the shooting range.*

    Wiggum: “Tsk. Tsk. Tsk, you missed the baby. You missed the blind man.”
     
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