Favourite quotes from the Simpsons!

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  1. ShadowDragon

    ShadowDragon Slave of Duty/Son of Hell

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    I'll get the ball rolling:
    "But Marge, the boy needs to learn how to weasel out of things, it's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel"- homer
     
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    anonymous the king

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    yeeey ..Simpsons..
    My favorite is Nelsons -HaHa-
     
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    Mem Mosh Warrior

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    mmm,donut:D
     
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    anonymous the king

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    ^yeah thats good one
     
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    anonymous the king

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    Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. /homer.
     
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    Overread Wolfing it up! Staff Member

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    Every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain! - Homer
     
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    I only kill out of anger or to prove a point -- Homer
     
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    ShadowDragon Slave of Duty/Son of Hell

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    Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city. He is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?
    -Chief Wiggum
     
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    imrhien The Lady of the Sorrows

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    I can't fight all your battles for you. You march right back to that school and say DON'T EAT ME- Marge replying to Lisa and Bart when they figured out they were eating the kids at school.

    Now i know what i can offer you that noone else can..complete and utter dependence!! - Homer to marge
     
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    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    I think I brained my damage. - Homer

    Homer's the best.
     
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    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    (marge) homer, are you licking toads?
    (homer) i'm not, not licking toads
     
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    LadyRaven Sanzo's girl

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    "Bite my shorts!" - Bart
     
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    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    Almost any line from the episode where homer moves from Springfield and works for a evil corporation. Best episode EVER!
     
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    Lirael Smile!

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    Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

    Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.

    Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

    Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

    Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

    Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
    Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how!
    Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
    Homer: Woo-hoo!

    Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...

    Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
    Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.

    Ned Flanders: You ugly hate-filled man.
    Moe: Hey. I may be ugly and I may be hate-filled but ... uh ... what was that last thing you said?
     
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    Donuts.Is there anything they can't do?
     
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    Homer:hello operator? Give me the number for 911
     
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    "I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant."
    -Burns talking about Homer.

    "We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun! Well I didn't see anybody laughing, did you!"
    -Homer to Bart
     
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    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
    Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

    Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
    Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!

    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

    (In the ep where Lisa and Bart play on opposing hockey teams) Homer: Okay Marge, its your child against my child! The winner will be showered with praise! The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!

    And my all-time favourite:

    Rainier Wolfcastle: My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
     
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    I love it


    Ralph: "It's says I choo choo choose you. And look, there's a picture of a train"

    Ralph: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
     
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    Black Tattoo The Corruptor

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    ((Homer singing))

    "I am so smart, s-m-r-t! I mean s-m-A-r-t!"
     
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