I have a list of favorite quotes from the series thus far. Some are interestingly worded sentences/phrases by Martin, some are 'quotable quotes' from the characters, but most are just funny. I could go on and on, but I'll post a few my favorites. Feel free to share yours, I love hearing other fun ones. AGoT "Follow me, and try to look a shade more lecherous and a shade less like a King's Hand. It would not do to have you recognized. Perhaps you could fondle a breast or two, just in passing." (Pg. 195) "Qotho was ever the cruelest of bloodriders. It was he who laughed. 'Does the horse breed with the sheep?' Something in his tone reminded her of Viserys. Dany turned on him angrily. 'The dragons feeds on horse and sheep alike!'" (Pg. 670) ACoK "'I am sorry for your loss as well, Joffery,' the dwarf said. 'What loss?' 'Your royal father? A large fierce man with a black beard; you’ll recall him if you try. He was king before you.'" (Pg.50) "'Bad enough when the dead come walking,' he said to Jon as they crossed the village. 'Now the Old Bear wants then talking as well? No good will come of that I’ll warrant. And who’s to say the bones wouldn’t lie? Why should death make a man truthful, or even clever? The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints – the ground’s too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does he get more worms than I do…'" (Pg. 205) "Did you think we hired you to fight in a tourney? Shall I bring you a nice iced milk and a bowl of raspberries? No? Then get on your f*cking horse." (Pg. 842) ASoS "'Oh, very good.' Jaime laughed. 'Your wits are quicker than mine, I confess it. When they found me standing over my dead king, I never thought to say 'No, no, it wasn’t me, it was a shadow, a terrible cold shadow.''" (Pg. 157) "The gods made the earth for all men t’share. Only when the kinds come with their crowns and steel swords, they claimed it was all theirs. My trees, they said, you can’t eat them apples. My stream, you can’t fish here. My wood, you’re not t’hunt. My earth, my water, my castle, my daughter, keep your hands away or I’ll chop ‘em off, but maybe if you kneel t’me I’ll let you have a sniff. You call us thieves, but at least a thief has t’be brave and clever and quick. A kneeler only has t’kneel." (Pg. 558) Like I said...I really could go on and on.