Elves vs Dwarves

Discussion in 'Polls' started by azuren82, Jan 15, 2007.

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Elves vs Dwarves

  1. Elves

    49 vote(s)
    57.0%
  2. Dwarves

    24 vote(s)
    27.9%
  3. Draw

    11 vote(s)
    12.8%
  4. Dunno

    2 vote(s)
    2.3%
  1. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    I voted elves for two reasons:

    1: Orlando Bloom is undoubtedly hot as an elf. (anyone who thinks otherwise is commiting a sin :D)
    2: Elves are just plain cool.
     
  2. Elvenwriter

    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    i mean, do you even have to ask?!?! elves, of course
     
  3. Foinikas

    Foinikas Playing backgammon!

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    Maybe we should print some T-shirts with runic letters and beer kegs saying "I support the Dwarves" in english with huge fonts in the back.
     
  4. Greybeard

    Greybeard Geezer

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    I don't find Orlando Bloom at all attractive.
     
  5. Elvenwriter

    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    pfft. orlando bloom is a SEXY BEAST
     
  6. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Sure, he is some sort of animal, but most certainly not male.
     
  7. Greybeard

    Greybeard Geezer

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    No, Met. He is male; and I've yet to find any man sexually attractive. It's the way my 23rd chromosome pair matches up.
     
  8. Elvenwriter

    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    fine.. orlando bloom is a SEXY MAN
     
  9. Greybeard

    Greybeard Geezer

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    That I can't comment on.
     
  10. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    If by sexy you mean so effiminate that he should actually take a genetics test to determine his chromosomal make up then maybe....
     
  11. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    *points a crooked finger* WITCH! WITCH! EVIL EVIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!


    YOU TELL 'EM!!!! << best friend! You have gained 1000000000000000 levels of awesomeness for that post, Elven.... :cake:
     
  12. Elvenwriter

    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    hehe *bows*
     
  13. Killbot608

    Killbot608 prototype killing machine

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    ... legolas just annoys me.

    Legolas: he is aragorn, son of arathorn, heir to throne of-
    boromir: shut the f**k up legolas, nobody asked you.

    Legolas: a red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.
    Aragorn: ok, seriously legolas. just shut up right now.

    Legolas: lets hunt some orc!
    Aragorn: i think thats about the least annoying thing you've said so far.
    Gimle: that being said it's not remotely useful.
    Aragorn: fair point. shut up legolas.
     
  14. ~Elladan~

    ~Elladan~ A Elbereth Gilthoniel

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    Elves ARE cool, don't agree that elves or Bloom are effeminate, other than in the sense of elves being refined :)
     
  15. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    **** off you poof.

    What? What?

    Who said that? :p
     
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    ~Elladan~ A Elbereth Gilthoniel

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    :D *points finger*
     
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  18. azuren82

    azuren82 Berserk got banned...

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    Tolkien has never intended his elves to be effeminate tbh. As far as I've seen, no such shit pointing otherwise. Ditto for general fantasy imo. One just can't imagine the travesty of Tyrion going along the line of a pussy. Same for Drizzt and Orion as well. Erm wait a sec, maybe Orion is an iffier case since I can't really put my finger whether he's an elf or forest spirit in a very real sense. :S

    What I want to say is very simple: the idea of elves being girly is a myth apart from the nature of their build in some of the fantasy worlds like Forgotten Realms. That or you're speaking in goblin talk. ;) Why we saw elves being branded as girly is very simple. Hollywood ****ed them up. Need evidence? Well Orlando Bloom did pussify Legolas right from the start. :S
     
  19. Jingojolene

    Jingojolene Wayfarer, heartlander

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    Dwarves are awesome! They grumble a lot and are fiercely proud but they are strong. I love dwarves. I have faith in them xDD
     
  20. Jingojolene

    Jingojolene Wayfarer, heartlander

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    Awesome. I agree, hands down. xD My friends and I often make fun of Orlando Bloom for that reason. XD
     
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