i'm going to attempt a post in the original spirit of message boards and generally discuss funny things that happened in elementary school. feel free to add on. Or just feel free to call me a faggot and post a funny picture or if not just ignore this and it will go away never to be remembered within a couple hours. 1. during PE chris harrell threw a minifootball the entire length of the gym and accidentally hit mrs. pearce square in her temple at the exact moment she was walking by the door that led to the "ball room." mrs. pearce fell into a pile of balls and we laughed and laughed. 2. me and bryan fedsterman went into math class early, rolled way ahead on the plastic dry erase tablet for the overhead projector, drew pictures of c0ks, then rolled it back. after a few examples of long division the teacher rolled our c0ks onto screen. we laughed and laughed. 3. jamie fain sneezefarted in history class. we laughed and laughed. 4. larry higdon poured "swish" (does anyone else know about flouride enriched aptly named swish that you had to swish around in your mouth once a week?) into mrs. aldridge's coffee. she drank it. we laughed and laughed. larry got suspended for like 2 weeks. 5. taurice crisp got in a fight and ended up punching mr. trache when he tried to break it up and afterwards was so excited he barfed all over the place. we laughed and laughed. taurice ended up shooting up a pool hall a few years later and partially paralyzed an innocent bystander lol. a few years after that he got murdered over cocaine lol.