Dwarf jokes rated pg

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  1. Ainuudar

    Ainuudar Death Knight of the Drow

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    So an elf, a man, and a dwarf are in a pub and the bartender hands each of them a beer. Each beer has a fly in it. The elf pushes the beer away. The human takes the fly and and starts to drink. The dwarf takes the fly out and shouts, "Spit it out ye bastard, spit it out!"


    An Elf, a Gnome and a Dwarf are standing side-by-side at the urinal. The elf finishes and proceeds to wash his hands. He is scrubbing and washing his hands clear up to his elbows. He turns to the other two and comments: Our Elders have taught us Elves to be clean. The Gnome finishes his business and he quickly wets the tips of his fingers and comments: Our Druid Elders have taught us Gnomes to be conservative of natures resources. The Dwarf finishes his business and heads straight for the door, He turns and comments: Our Elders have taught us Dwarves how not to piss on our hands.






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  2. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    lol The second one is the best one! I love dwarf jokes!! :gbounce:
     
  3. Isaac29GT

    Isaac29GT Spawn of Skyanide

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    I agree the second one was better, good good :p
     
  4. Ainuudar

    Ainuudar Death Knight of the Drow

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    hehe im going through the resident evil saga now too
     
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