Dumb Criminal Jokes - Rated G

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  1. Anduril

    Anduril Flame of the West

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    A gangster is staying in an apartment and has just gotten out of the shower when he hears the police banging at the door. Panicking, he runs to the closet. The police search the apartment and eventually find him hiding in the closet.
    "Who are you?" the policeman asks.
    "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone." replies the gangster.
    "What were you doing in the closet?" says the policeman.
    "I was looking for termites." says the gangster.
    "Where are your clothes then?" asks the policeman.
    The gangster looks down and then exclaims "Why, those tricky little devils!"
     
  2. Harrison

    Harrison The Best Beatle

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    A man is prosecuted for stealing a pair of expensive cowboy boots from a nearby store. At his court trial he strongly denies it, little does he realize that he is wearing the very same boots he stoll, with the price tag still on them.
     
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    lol andulin!!! that's funny, i've heard that before
     
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    anduril* sorry
     
  5. Anduril

    Anduril Flame of the West

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    Thanks. I modified it because the original story had a different situation that was more questionable. I don't even think I remember the original story now. :rolleyes: But the dialogue is the same.