Dumb Blonde Jokes - Rated G

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  1. Anduril

    Anduril Flame of the West

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    Hmmm... Maybe I don't get it because I'm a blonde. But it seems to me that he's the dumb one.
     
  2. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    LOL
     
  3. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    Could ya repeat yourself? I still don't get it. :p
     
  4. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    You're a spunky little devil, ain't ya. :p
     
  5. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    Yep. Kept in an exterior that looks like a dumb blonde. :D
     
  6. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    Nothing a good dye job couldn't fix, I'm sure. ;)
     
  7. Ancient Warrior

    Ancient Warrior ...geriatric love machine

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    How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?


    Wave to her. :rolleyes:
     
  8. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    Why do blondes like flannel undies.


    It keeps their ankles warm. :D
     
  9. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    whoever said that looks aren't everything obviously didn't know you! :)
     
  10. Ancient Warrior

    Ancient Warrior ...geriatric love machine

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    A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

    She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

    Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

    The blonde yells back, "You just shutup!...You're next!"...
     
  11. Harrison

    Harrison The Best Beatle

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    What?! Where did you get that one? Perhaps here?!
     
  12. Fincayra

    Fincayra New Member

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    this is not very nice to blondes
     
  13. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    s'ok. The thread was started by a blonde. :D
     
  14. Ancient Warrior

    Ancient Warrior ...geriatric love machine

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    sorry guy...the plagiarism was purely unintentional...

    I do a bit more research next time...

    Here's one...How do you drown a blond?

    Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool


    There...Hope I didn't step on anybody's line that time... :p
     
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  15. Harrison

    Harrison The Best Beatle

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    It's okay, I wasn't really mad at all.
     
  16. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    I always thought it was "Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool" :D
     
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    Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
    With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

    Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"


    Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!
     
  18. Anduril

    Anduril Flame of the West

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    *cough* *cough* Umm... I wasn't expecting this in a G rated thread. Maybe I'm too conservative, but that sounded PG to me. Maybe it's just because I'm a guy. :rolleyes:
     
  19. Ancient Warrior

    Ancient Warrior ...geriatric love machine

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    What goes: vroom...errkk, vroom...errkk, vroom...errkk....

    A blond at a flashing red light... :)
     
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    Anduril Flame of the West

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    Good one.
     
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