Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by Nienor, Aug 9, 2003.
Hmmm... Maybe I don't get it because I'm a blonde. But it seems to me that he's the dumb one.
Could ya repeat yourself? I still don't get it.
You're a spunky little devil, ain't ya.
Yep. Kept in an exterior that looks like a dumb blonde.
Nothing a good dye job couldn't fix, I'm sure.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.
Why do blondes like flannel undies.
It keeps their ankles warm.
whoever said that looks aren't everything obviously didn't know you!
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "You just shutup!...You're next!"...
What?! Where did you get that one? Perhaps here?!
this is not very nice to blondes
s'ok. The thread was started by a blonde.
sorry guy...the plagiarism was purely unintentional...
I do a bit more research next time...
Here's one...How do you drown a blond?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool
There...Hope I didn't step on anybody's line that time...
It's okay, I wasn't really mad at all.
I always thought it was "Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool"
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!
*cough* *cough* Umm... I wasn't expecting this in a G rated thread. Maybe I'm too conservative, but that sounded PG to me. Maybe it's just because I'm a guy.
What goes: vroom...errkk, vroom...errkk, vroom...errkk....
A blond at a flashing red light...
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