Being a dumb blonde myself, I adore dumb blonde jokes. I hope some other people on the forum have jokes to share. (keep them rated G please) Here's a few to start Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? Because it said concentrate. How do you know if a blonde has sent you a fax? There's a stamp on it. How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? There's white-out on the screen. How do you know if a second blonde has been using your computer? Someone wrote on the white-out. How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. She stands still and the whole world revolved around her.