Duck Poem

Discussion in 'Fan Poetry' started by Lord Yuan, Jan 27, 2013.

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Who better poem on ducks?

Poll closed Nov 24, 2014.
  1. Kakashi-senpai

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  2. Yuan-desu

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  1. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    Ducks are great they can not hate,
    they were forged in from a mystical plasma state,
    Lord Lucifer opened up the great hell gate,
    and out came bird to set us straight.

    Duck is power, duck is good,
    please don't eat, duck not food.

    Worship duck and give duck bread,
    duck make quack and soothe your head.

    Ducks know things we can not fathom,
    eldritch secrets gotta have 'em,

    Stare at duck, duck stare at me.
    Maybe duck read mind, easy.
     
  2. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    Ducks have wings like other birds
    but they can't fly
    so they stay in the water and eat other ducks

    they can't have sex
    so they're horny all the time

    ducks are silent so who knows if they can talk
    maybe they write letters to each other after it's dark
    no one knows because no one looks at ducks at night
    ducks are boring
    **** ducks

    let's so fishing
     
  3. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    I have to say I'm a fan of your work Kakahi.
     
  4. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    you're my muse, lord yuan
     
  5. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    voted for kak, cause he mentioned fishing.
     
  6. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain Purveyor of High Culture, Aristocrat of the Soul

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    Again, no "..." on the ends but

    "Duck is power, duck is good,
    please don't eat, duck not food"

    Made me giggle.
     
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