Ducks are great they can not hate, they were forged in from a mystical plasma state, Lord Lucifer opened up the great hell gate, and out came bird to set us straight. Duck is power, duck is good, please don't eat, duck not food. Worship duck and give duck bread, duck make quack and soothe your head. Ducks know things we can not fathom, eldritch secrets gotta have 'em, Stare at duck, duck stare at me. Maybe duck read mind, easy.