Don't Even Know...

Discussion in 'Fan Poetry' started by RayCaptain, May 17, 2012.

  1. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain 如朱

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    Not gonna waste any more time,
    Spit stuff so violent it's like a crime,
    Stuff so mind numbing it makes sane people crazy,
    Turn your zen upside down and leave a brain hazy...

    No I ain't a trouble maker,
    Left that up to the baker,
    Now he's in the oven and it's on high,
    Not entirely sure if he's wheat or rye...

    Don't step to me you're just wasting you time,
    I think I might help you dial up a suicide hotline,
    Let you tell'm your problems and then boom,
    Look at the bright side, fresh red paint in the room...

    Running over old women unfortunate enough to cross the street,
    One decided to get back, pushed her down, stomped her with my feet,
    Down down, down into the asphalt,
    Don't look at me, it's her fault...

    People just don't know their place,
    So I gotta smack'm in the face,
    One guy tried to send the boys in blue, the cops,
    Came out firing machine guns on back of a triceratops...

    Now the whole town is KIA,
    Just for fun I blew up the CIA,
    Think I'm making it up? I shot Kennedy as well,
    Sent that jackass back into the pits of hell...

    Me and Einstein had a talk a few days ago,
    Gave me this new atomic bomb you throw,
    Told me I was the one to bring back Frankenstein,
    To give him a hammer and make this world mine...

    Oh, and I would like to put this out there,
    Kosovo is Kosovo, I don't care where,
    If Serbians got beef, they best be wary,
    So instead just eat, drink, and be marry...

    And that's just how we roll,
    And my we I mean this one soul,
    and by roll I mean crazy ax murder, Michael Myres,
    Right in front of the creepy house, you get flat tires...

    Out the front door comes a crazy white guy,
    And if he get's you, your ass is gonna fry,
    I got that electric chair in my basement,
    Use it myself, get close to the gods and repent...

    Strap me in and light me up,
    Regular Monday? Yup,
    If you survive then we all do shots and get frisky,
    Start you off with .45 shots with chaser of whiskey...

    Then take three myself just to get tipsy,
    Brains all over the wall, extra crispy,
    Too hunger over to move so I'll sleep here,
    Wake up tomorrow with my vision so clear...

    That was crazy, last night I spend with that lady,
    And no, don't ask, this ain't a rap song by Slim Shady,
    It's just me being bored,
    Wanting to be adored...

    Oh well, so long, that'll have to do for right now,
    Guess I should go make something of myself somehow...
     
  2. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    edit: okay, this was maybe uncalled for.
     
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  3. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain 如朱

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    >.>...<.<... Idk what you put BUT I would like to point out that this particular poem is 110% for fun and was supposed to be... Well pretty stupid within itself.

    PS: Ooooh, I get it now. You're mad at me :3 That's cool, you'll get over it.
     
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