Dead Baby Jokes (R)

Discussion in 'Joke Board' started by StarTrooper3000, Feb 10, 2007.

  1. Blood Battosai

    Blood Battosai Death Become of you

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    thats horrible but hilarious
     
  2. hendy

    hendy New Member

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    It is terrible but i cant help but laught when someone says it!
     
  3. mz-readaholic

    mz-readaholic Use The Force

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    u guys have weird senses of humour..
     
  4. SEVENWOLVES

    SEVENWOLVES GET READY FOR PUNISHMENT

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    dont like this....!
     
  5. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    A friend has told me this one 5 times in one day he likes it so much.

    Like the barn-painting one Kak
     
  6. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

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    They really don't make me laugh, only frown.
     
  7. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    They don't make me laugh per se but they are pretty damn funny :D sorry
     
  8. Elvenwriter

    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    what?! that makes no sense!
    and who is this kaka impersonator with the numbers on his name?
    and these make me want to cry :(
     
  9. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    we need a dislike button:

    anny way
    How do you make a dead baby float?
    Take your foot off of it's head.

    What's brown and gurgles?
    A baby in a casserole.

    What do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
    ****ed.
     
  10. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Sorry to say, but I find the first and last ones of JIM's funny. I did laugh.
    *quickly runs from the jeering*
     
  11. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

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    I did laugh a little bit with that one but then I felt remorse!
     
  12. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    No! They were funny, made us laugh! That's final! No other feelings! Only mirth!
     
  13. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

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    Meh... alright... I feel like I just lost some of my integrity!
     
  14. Turambar

    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    lol - TFF does that to you.

    Don't worry. You will be left with so little integrity pretty soon that you don't remeber that you ever had any :p
     
  15. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

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    Noooooooo
     
  16. Turambar

    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Sorry guys.

    Another member scared off by the truth after a 100 posts or so >.>
     
  17. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    What does R stand for?
     
  18. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

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    "An R-rated motion picture may include adult themes, adult activity, hard language, intense or persistent violence, sexually-oriented nudity, drug abuse or other elements, so that parents are counseled to take this rating very seriously. "
     
  19. Turambar

    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    It's Restricted, Druid. It's restricted to those of 17 or older, younger audiences need to be under supervision :)
     
  20. Julie

    Julie Well-Known Member

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    So next time you see an r-rated thread, ask your parents to come and join you. :)