Dead Baby Jokes (R)

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  1. StarTrooper3000

    StarTrooper3000 Realm Warrior

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    Ok, so call me weird, but I have a soft spot for DB jokes...


    Here are a few to start


    Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

    A: You take your boots off before you jump on the trampoline.


    Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a room red?

    A: It depends on how hard you throw.
     
  2. Renzokuken

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  3. StarTrooper3000

    StarTrooper3000 Realm Warrior

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    Hmm, not the reaction I'd hoped for, but it most certainly is not everyone's cup of tea!!
     
  4. Lady Cyllíeth

    Lady Cyllíeth WillExplodeUnderPressure

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    heh, how mean

    I only know one dead baby joke:

    what's funnier than a dead baby?
    - A dead baby in a clown costume
     
  5. Cheesy Goodness

    Cheesy Goodness The Fighters Guide House Member

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    ...so tasteless

    How do you get 10 babies to fit in a shoebox?
    -Blender

    How do you get them out?
    -Chips

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porche?
    -I don't have a porche sitting in my garage

    Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
    -So you can see the expression on its face
     
  6. I. R. Shogun

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    What's more fun than spinning a baby around on a clothes line?
    --Stopping it with a shovel.
     
  7. StarTrooper3000

    StarTrooper3000 Realm Warrior

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    What's the difference between a truckload of bricks and a truckload of dead babies?

    You can't unload the bricks with a pitch fork.
     
  8. I. R. Shogun

    I. R. Shogun Midnight Demon

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    What's more horrible than a dumpster full of dead babies?
    -One live on in the middle.
    Worse than that?
    -It has to eat it's way out.
    Worse than that?
    -It goes back for seconds.
     
  9. Kakashi

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    he..babies
     
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    Rock Mouth Speaker for the People

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    This is a bit to weird for me...
     
  11. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    Haha, I love dead baby jokes! So mean, but the meaner the funnier. :D

    Hey, I wanted to post that! :p

    LOL! My favourite one! :D
     
  12. RayCaptain

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    this is nasty...anywho

    whats the difference between a hot-pocket and a baby?

    -A hot pocket doesn't scream when you put it in the microwave
     
  13. Cheesy Goodness

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    What's black, blue, silver, and doesnt like sex?
    -The fetus I have duct taped in my trunk
     
  14. Kakashi

    Kakashi The Fighters Guide House Member

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    Why is abortion wrong?

    because you can't here the babies scream that way
     
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    charlie6078 rawr

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    some of these may be offencive

    What's present do you get for a dead baby?
    A dead puppy.

    What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
    A baby in a microwave.

    What's red and sits in the corner?
    a baby chewing on razor blades.

    What's blue and sits in the corner?
    A baby in a plastic bag.

    What's green and sits in the corner?
    The same baby a month later.

    What's red and goes round and round?
    A baby in a garbage disposal.
     
  16. Kakashi17

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    What's the diffrence between a rock and a dead baby?

    -You can't have sex with a rock
     
  17. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    What's blue and orange and at the bottom of the pool?
    A baby with its arm bands popped

    What's worse then 10 dead babies in a bin liner?
    1 dead baby in 10 bin liners
     
  18. Kakashi

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    How long does it take to paint a barn?

    Depends on how hard you throw the babies
     
  19. Kenshin

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    ew wtf? lol
     
  20. hendy

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    This ones a bit of a grose one but some people just love it, others hate it

    What happens when you put a baby in a microwave?
    Reply: dunno
    Me either I was too busy jacking off..